archiveofapearl

"it left a pearl in my head and I roll it around everynight just to watch it glow"

[yourclutched-pearls]

nothing angers me more than an uncooperative hanger

[phoenixes-and-wizards]

there’s just something so lovely about how a passionate kiss wasn’t enough to jog mj’s memories, but peter and ned’s secret handshake was more than enough for ned to start remembering, everybody say thank you to destin daniel cretton for showing that platonic love matters just as much and can also break any spell

[yourclutched-pearls]

dead horse: beaten✅

[jaquinoff]

Spiderman movie and Petal in one day, this is an annoying person who’s gonna be okay

[meluneira]

[yourclutched-pearls]

and shoutout to the two people in this whole world that don’t suck the ever loving life out of me every time we hang out

[yourclutched-pearls]

and if you see me walking the streets dressed as a cow tomorrow, mind your business.

[yourclutched-pearls]

I nominate using “whats’s got your trench coat buttoned to the top” as an alternative to “what’s got your panties in a twist”

[yourclutched-pearls]

and when my hanger kicks in… run.

[yourclutched-pearls]

I am a Nara Smith sympathizer.

[yourclutched-pearls]

#meaf

[yourclutched-pearls]

and if you leave your toes out around me, trust i’m counting them to make sure you have five on each foot

[yourclutched-pearls]

“country music son or kpop daughter” pull the trigger

[jaquinoff]

Cried, screamed, sobbed, lived, loved, laughed

[yourclutched-pearls]

and if ur gonna wear a pimple patch, do it right; cs some of yall be letting the edges lift

[yourclutched-pearls]

and I hate when someone makes a big deal about the gc being loud when the dnd button is RIGHT there

[sugaredveil]

rip your pads loudly and fix your bras in public to assert dominance ladies