#hang out

[its-where-the-wild-things-are]

[theonion]

Struggling to piece together an itinerary for the upcoming weekend, 27-year-old Greg Randolph confirmed to reporters Tuesday that he has no idea what to do with his visiting friend between meals. “After going out for breakfast, I guess maybe we could check out that bakery that just opened by my place. That’d put us really close to a cool little coffee shop that we could hit up on the way to lunch,” said Randolph, who thus far had only come up with the ideas of having ice cream, grabbing a drink, and swinging by a local farmers market as potential activities to fill in the gaps while his friend is in town.

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[escuerzoresucitado]

[nebu3llasmemedump]

[dynamicdiscoverybureau]

Should these groups hang out?

Best group ever.

They share one brain cell.

The group chat is permanently muted.

The group chat becomes evidence.

Remaining time: 7 hours 47 minutes

[weepingtalecowboy]

Fanfic prompt: Wind can see ghosts and the ability never turns off

And he got used to the spirits of the group and made friends with them

Like to the point he is capable of following both the Conversations of the spirits and the chain with little to no problem

And fierce deity just keeps giving him tons of blackmail material for time and wars because it is petty and wants time to suffer

Mipha and the other spirits keep telling him of Wild blowing himself up

And shadow just comes up with insults for everyone that don’t feel like insults if you don’t know what wind is actually saying

Marin keeps adding more and more Legend fluff to the pile like how he likes getting hugged and how gentle he is when he isn’t pretending to be a bastard

And Legend's uncle keeps telling childhood stories about him

And fi keeps accidentally insulting sky's intelligence by telling everyone about his adventure

Wind basically can blackmail everyone in the chain with minimal effort

And twilight who can sense ghosts as a wolf feels sorry for wind because he at least can stop seeing and hearing ghosts

And he also really hates sensing them because he doesn’t want to involve himself with the unnatural

Because while wind can actually interact with ghosts

He can only sense them and if the ghost is vengeful then he can’t do anything (inspired by the fact that the ghosts in twilight princess never seemed to truly notice him)

So he is following the rules of

If you look at the abyss then the abyss might notice you and look back

While wind follows the rules of

I can’t stop looking at the abyss so it just got used to me and doesn’t throw something sharp at me

[jokingluna]