CyberniteMatty

Nerd shiz

[archive2001-deactivated20191102]

make yourself a metalhead-sona

that’s my soul leaving my body, not smoke

[powerinmisery]

>:)

[deep-down-trauma-hounds]

[void-feathers]

[xbenadrillx]

I did one with my natural color (real dark brown) and one with my current color (blond) bc I couldn’t decide

mine looks boring (aka just like me) but i love her

[theweeaboss]

Not as femme or as tan as I’d like to be, but yeah, this is pretty much me 😆

[fata-sidvs-oritvr]

[flower-crow]

[asylumsammet]

[bremlin-gaggins]

[againstthegrainphoto]

[ceremonyanddevotion]

im here to get drunk and yell in the pit

[entropic-raven]

[moodestpriest-blog]

[omoghouls]

[leoriowithaknife]

[itsblackfriday]

This little image about what Goths are and are not has been circulating for years, it always bothered me a trifle so I fixed it.

[bulbiedorf]

Dear People Who Smoke

I don’t know if you have considered this but stop smoking in areas where people are forced to wait at. Don’t smoke at crosswalks. Don’t smoke outside doorways. Don’t smoke at bus stops. People with asthma or other breathing conditions or people that idk DON’T WANT TO BREATHE IN YOUR CIGARETTE SMOKE are trying to get to places and need to be able to breathe. Stop smoking in crowded areas. stop smoking in crowded areas. STOP FORCING NONSMOKERS TO SECOND HAND SMOKE. 

[deactivatyng-deactivated2020082]

+ please don’t force your pets to be in a place where they have no choice but to inhale this smoke either.

[rareeel]

I don’t know if u considered this but ppl who struggle with addiction don’t really respond well to rejection and isolation and condemnation but whatever your royal highness

[geekandmisandry]

People with severe lung disorders respond even worse to smoke inhalation and if you think that isn’t a priority then I don’t even know what to tell you..

“I want to live”

“Lol, ok princess”

[megafreeman]

Also people with addiction can go to rehab, while people with asthma can’t do anything about it

[blackbox96]

[alloverthegaf]

*slams back a bourbon whiskey* listen mate I’ve been here for all kinds of ridiculous tumblr meltdowns I was here when Yahoo took over I was here for dashcon I was here when the notes disappeared I was here back when those superwholock chain posts of fucking up non believers were taken seriously and through every single one I have done fuck all. I have not changed a goddang thing. I waited for the end and the end never came. I do not plan on changing my status quo now. either things will go on as they always have and in six months time I’ll be here watching staff announce that anyone with over 1000 followers are being monitored or I will have been physically deleted from this wonderful stupid fucking website and either way I’m gonna go out posting pictures of my cat

[souryellows]

[flourgremlin-deactivated2018072]

is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament

because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life

[kittyperson]

is that one merman wearing jeans

[merelei]

means (mermaid jeans)

[ancnome]

A JERMAID

[thejemeofficial]

Merry jhristmas

[therealmnemo]

@more-aoe

[jagyularr]

The company is called December Diamonds. You’re welcome.

Other highlights of their merchandise:

They also have some neat mermaid ornaments as well as some truly bizarre things like a leather daddy flamingo, but let’s be real, these mermen are the main appeal.

[alkonoststorm]

@baratheas

@cyggiestardust

@gwen-skyes

@kohakuhime

@kintatsujo

[kintatsujo]

That octomerman looks like he’s ready to pull his literal skin off, help him

[mpuzzlegirl]

@tragicblueblood

[aredblush]

@pale-silver-comb

[kikkerje]

this is so awful, so tacky, so amazing!

And the names! Here’s Mr Mertini…..

and  Snickerdoodle

but for the girls they have some pretty cool options like

Laptop Liz

and I swear creamsicle is just like a friend of mine

and then this awesome one - queen for a day

and I am sooo getting this for my newly wed friends

and guys they do this tacky monstrosity of a dinosaur that I soo need to have

[vampire-crimson]

i honestly love the way the mermaids are designed like they’re wearing dresses instead of just “here have a tail and a bikini top” i have not seen that NEARLY often enough that is so cool

[biffelderberry]

@voldiebuns

[fishyandclintbarton]

Why does Mr Mertini look like Tony Stark?

[tinak0077-deactivated20230921]

Why is this so tacky but I like it I’m crying.

[meatsy-deactivated20190121]

How about some sweet Pierce Washington headcanons?

General Pierce Washington Headcanons

Nerd King

You think you know fashion? Oh honey you look like a sack of apples after Thanksgiving.

Pierce will always give both solicited and unsolicited fashion advice.

TUG ON HIS DAMN CHAIN!! He’ll never admit it, but it gets him jivin’

Pierce can not, will not, and just simply never will learn how to get in a car properly, it makes him nervous. 

[found-bodies]

[megafreeman]

NOT EVEN I COULD FAKE THIS ONE

[pusheen]

[cybercrimer]

you guys hear they’re releasing new tarot cards?

[cybercrimer]

[tamapaws]

i dont remember why i made this but it haunts me

[mogchar]

haha gottem

[kurzick]

Saints Row: The Third Scenery [2/∞] ↳ Nobody Loves Me

[kurzick]

Saints Row: The Third Scenery [3/∞] ↳ Kinzie’s Warehouse

[wetheurban]

[elodieunderglass]

This is from God’s Own Junkyard in Walthamstow, London. The artist is Chris Bracey. So bizarre to see it on Tumblr! Neon Jesus has been carved in my memory as my most familiar phone background/lockscreen (I had it for years) and I had sort of forgotten he was Real.