Thai Pie

This is my life. This is my blog.

[melodyburst]

I had to save these because he’s deleteing his entire tag soon. I can’t let these gems be lost forever.

[yourdorkess-blog]

This duuuuude is awesome!

[weloveshortvideos]

[gondwana]

this cat is VERY small and VERY round, 10/10

[gyey]

unbelievble

[yourdorkess-blog]

Kitty💕

[yourdorkess-blog]

Priest: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded gal pal?

[bitchycode]

[yourdorkess-blog]

Exactly how I felt earlier

[depsidase]

[yourdorkess-blog]

Wut?

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

when people ask you personal questions

[yourdorkess-blog]

Lool

[earthdad]

someone: what do you want to be for Halloween?

me: loved and appreciated

[yourdorkess-blog]

By myself

[imsoshive]

Friend: I don’t think I can eat all this food.

Me:

[yourdorkess-blog]

Bitch, sit back and watch.

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[foxjevilwild]

Just how bad did his date go, exactly?

[yourdorkess-blog]

Bad? Going home with that many baguettes?! That was an awesome fucking date, how dare you!

[twitterlols]

[yourdorkess-blog]

This is a lie

[yeoja]

when ur friends dont find ur self depreciating jokes funny anymore but u cant stop

[yourdorkess-blog]

It's like word vomit

[episodechooseyourstory]

What would you do? You choose what path your character takes in Episode – download the app now!

[yourdorkess-blog]

As I was looking at this I thought it was modern version of Disney movies and was trying to figure out what movie each on was. The first on is Cinderella

[anshelinasholie]

i hate it when teachers make u play those dumbass “get to know you” games like sis i’m not staying here forever you don’t have to know me like that just follow me on instagram or something

[yourdorkess-blog]

'Hey guys, my name is Thai, and heres my tumblr if you really wanna know me.' *sits the fuck down*

[onlytwitterpics]

[onlytwitterpics]

[yourdorkess-blog]

Sometimes it really is like this.

[foreheadxkisses]

Body comparisons. 

[yourdorkess-blog]

unfortunately due to some recent circumstances, from this point onward I cannot smoke le devil’s lettuce. I currently have a bottle of fireball next to me and it is taking way too long to effect me. just another disappointment to add to my list.