pathetic pervert with a computer

mdni, 20+

[dontstareatmeplease]

hi, i'm...

haha my intro post yay. so first thing's first: minors, please go away. shoo. out of my blog.

okay, now that that's out of the way: hi, you can call me Pervi, P, or whatever nickname you come up with for me. I post mostly omorashi, messing, and some emeto content. [I also occasionally post ageplay or ageplay-adjacent content] my main fandom is the outsiders, but rest assured, any kink shit is usually about da/rry or t/wo-b/it, aka like the only adult guys in the Curtis gang lmaooo. any of the guys are usually tagged with these acronyms:

dcj -- da/rry cur/tis

tbm -- t/wo-b/it mat/hews

dlaswnstn -- da/llas win/ston (yeah he gets a longer acronym)

stvra - ste/ve ran/dle

sdapc --soda/pop cur/tis

jnycde -- joh/nny ca/de

pnybyc -- pony/boy cur/tis

please feel free to pester me whenever! i'm not always at my computer, but I will gladly strike up conversation or answer asks. I love getting asks, spam likes, i'm just kind of an attention whore in general haha.

DO NOT send NSFW 'roleplay' asks or "do you need a daddy/mommy/partner/whatever" asks, I will delete those and block you.

i also like diapers. I like them a lot.

i might post some irl endeavors but please don't pressure me to.

ok that's it. go nuts.

[dontstareatmeplease]

Ask box Is open!

aw yisss

[philly-peroxide-deactivated2026]

[dontstareatmeplease]

So i left my AO3 notifications unattended for a few days. Checked this morning and found that the first 2 comments had been left in my messing fic. I'm actually too embarrassed to check what they are jfjdjdkd I'm dying inside help I'm so shy rn

that's just how it be sometimes like i'll look at my bluesky notifs like oh 😶 people

[dontstareatmeplease]

character A (diapered, no pants on) bending down to pick something up that they dramatically dropped in front of character B, making sure to wiggle their padded butt at them.

[pottybunnys-blog]

men waking up and turning on the coffee machine and the water pouring makes them squirmy and grab themselves as they realize their morning pee can’t wait nghhhhhf soooo cute

[dontstareatmeplease]

ughhhhh da/rry coded to me. he's the kind of guy in my mind that has the looooooongest morning pees. nearly a full minute long piss every time.

he walks into the kitchen to start his coffee. the rest of the house isn't awake yet, so he takes his sweet time. he goes to pour the water into the basin, and that's when it hits him. he hasn't peed yet. the reasonable thing to do would be to stop pouring the water, go pee, and return.

he does not. he grabs at himself with his free hand and does a stupid little pee-pee dance, while trying not to let the hand pouring the water shake too much. but he knows himself. soon it's dripping down his legs, leaks that he's trying not to let out. as soon as he's done pouring the water, he hurriedly starts the coffee machine and grabs himself with that hand too.

about half of the contents of his bladder end up between the kitchen and the bathroom in the hallway. thank god there's no carpet in the house. but he makes it, somewhat, only at the cost of having to...

...clean up in the exact same way he would have to, had he just pissed himself in the kitchen.

great.

[urie]

i really love this gif he shines so bright

[finnxymiwi]

the canada wildfires are making it so hazy outside where i am

[dogpuppy]

[legallybrunettedotcom]

what vibe does prev give off?

victorian gothic

roaring 20s

70s rockstar

y2k

90s grunge

distant future

Voting ended on1h

stole it from here

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[epic-sorcerer]

Broke: no one in SpongeBob is queer

Woke: SpongeBob is queer

Bespoke: Squidward is queer

[rumisthings-deactivated20220722]

farts trapped behind a giant log >>>

bonus that the person is constipated so not only are they in pain and bloated from the waste clogging them they also have really bad gas cramps cause the farts are trapped

they have to gets loads of belly’s rubs and leg pumps to help but all it does is crush the tummy more and make it feel likes it about to burst sjsjsjsj

Agree anon, farts that sound muffled by a huge poop is just aaah so good.

I love when someone is so backed up all they want to do is to burst.

Bonus if the poop is so big they cry and doesn't want to let it out even if it's going to make them feel better afterwards

[just-hold-it]

When I say I'm into messing, I don't mean an "I want you to shit on me and then smear it on my face" way. I mean the "This person is losing control of the most personal bodily function and is teary-eyed and red-faced. They're barely holding on, but when it gets too much all they can do is pop a squat and empty their bowels right then and there in front of the person they trust and admire most. They're embarrassed beyond belief, here they are, frozen from mortification while they shit their pants, they want to speak but they're still grunting and trying to push everything out. There's a massive bulge in the back along with a tint of brown that is a massive indicator on what they just did and the smell is unbearable. They close their eyes as their partner stares at them, letting a couple of tears slip out in the process. But instead of ridicule like they were expecting, their partner wipes their tears and asks them if they feel better before offering to get a bath started." way

[weee99]

Having thoughts about post poop mucous. It always feels so urgent and you think you have to poop more but when you sit down…it’s just a bunch of wet farts and gross mucous that comes out. Hardly even feels relieving, and you leave the toilet still feeling like you need to shit

Now Imagine someone who is being lovingly cleaning up after a terrible accident. They’re so tired after their catastrophic shit that it’s easy to convince them to pull down their pants. They’re on all fours with their face burning, but it’s nice to tended to and not berated for their accident. Their friend is wiping sludge and chunks off of their cheeks, before a gasp grabs their attention.

A long grumble comes from the sickie, the pain sharp and demanding. They drop to their arms and can’t help but push the cramp out. Their ass Is in the air, quivering hole on display for their kindly caretaker.

A spluttering fart propels thick globs of mucous. The sickie wails and apologizes as they make a mess of their friend. They wait for them to scream or shove them away, and shyly turn their head when they hear neither.

“Poor thing! Are you still hurting? Your stomach seems empty but you were pushing real hard just now.”

They’re unbothered by the small splatters of slime, and diligently continue to clean their sick friend up. Their stomach still feels off, and they are far too tired to try to hold it. But each time they push its only more goop that trails pitifully down their legs.

[dontstareatmeplease]

Me innocently dangling my legs in the air giggling as I write fanfic of my fav character's life falling apart due to incontinence

💞💖💖💞💖💕💖

ME TOO BAHAHAH cutely thinking about da/rry accidentally doing a piddle because of overactive bladder and weak pelvic floor

[sickficstorage]

The consistency! The sound he makes...the way it all comes out so easy....

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading