The (Antidote).

Aimless posts, just for my, and your entertainment. Call me Minna (◡‿◡✿)

[thecw4kids]

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

[braksmom]

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

things i’m good at:

-sabotaging my own happiness -?????? -that’s it

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ethioprah-blog1]

person: my boyfriend just- me: dump them person: no he did something good me: suck their dick

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

*unlikes post so i can like it from u*

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[heytinafey]

[fomysquad]

[andrewbelami]

[brookelyn704-deactivated2024021]

[meloetta]

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

[3little-kitten3]

🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl

[meloetta]

me:

mosquito: yikes

[sappling]

anxiety: everyone hates u me: idk i dont think that- anxiety: everyone hates u and ur mad ugly me: damn u right :/

[sexanax]

u ever just wanna…….suck on his fingers

[officialcrow]

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

[sunnysideyup]

[enterheavenalive]

Me when I’m rosé drunk and I feel fancy and also drama

[sheswanderlost]