[godstiel]

the song of the summer is call me maybe, for the eleventh consecutive year,

[bunnie-blogging]

they did what to my boi pringles?

[bunnie-blogging]

[justlookatthosesausages]

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR

[donthitanybody]

I’m sorry your tags, lol.

[captain-snark]

plot twist it’s actually a really happy bird

[phantomrose96]

Well oneof you is lying

[paulryanfatnutsjutsu-deactivate]

[smeasel]

I gotta go google 3 of these things brb

[smeasel]

yeah this is pretty funny

[skarchomp]

me when i see a dog: pubby!

me when i see a service dog: MISTER pubby…

[seltzerluvr69]

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

Can Catholics be vegan? Communion isn’t vegan. Is it? Is Jesus a legume?

Guys, please, I need a break. Veggie Tales doesn’t cover this and that is the extent of my theological training.

[dunmertitty]

Yeah… well… let’s… here’s some of the skills that i’m bringing to the table currently:

uh,

made of flesh.

very vulnerable to

bullets,

fangs,

and acid

and poison.

so those are pretty much my only weaknesses.

i don’t know if i mentioned

fire

and blunt trauma

and drowning.

and bullets…

but those are my weaknesses.

But strengths include:

uhhh

large reservoir of

botanical information.

pretty good at

tony hawk pro skater 2.

less good at three.

i dropped off at three.

thaaaat iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss…

it.

i-i played the trombone for two years.

i don’t know if that’s even.. gonna be..helpful

or not.

but that’s what i got, leo. i mean, that’s what i’m bringing to the table.

currently.

[dinuguan]

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

Absolute shenanigans

[sjw-bot]

in retrospect, yikes

[drownerrs]

[herhmione]

bless this new trend of saying ‘yikes’ honestly this is the word i’ve been looking for my whole life. the perfect combination of disinterested, detached, amused, and passive aggressive. five letters that say so much yet are vague enough that you won’t get involved in any drama

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i know we’re beating a dead horse with this whole ‘2018 is never ending’ thing but the hawaii missile scare was this year

[anthonycrowleymoved]

everyone in hawaii thought they were gonna be wiped off the map less than one year ago and then we all fucking forgot because of all the bullshit that’s happened since

[husband]

Oh, I get it. You mean like when someone drinks too much, or snorts cocaine, or bets the house on the ponies? Or like when someone smokes too many cigarettes? Or like when someone shops too much with credit cards? Or like when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake and then barfs it up? Executive Producer: Dick Wolf.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebelchers]

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]