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the blog of the artist formerly known as the dentist. definitely submit your unsolicited crime stories here. (( this is a blog for vprp, run by marn! ))

[youregoingupstairs]

thank god it’s finally shorts weather.

[youregoingupstairs]

uuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[youregoingupstairs]

motherfucker.

[youregoingupstairs]

just call me dakota 'ruins every good thing he touches' van andel i guess!

[youregoingupstairs]

@four-clovers and i now only have two good eyes between us, so that’s how my night went last night.

[youregoingupstairs]

glassyteeth replied to your post “stealing teeth feels a little derivative.”

okay, some questions, what the fuck?

hobby of mine when i was alive. don’t worry, i haven’t done it in four years.

[youregoingupstairs]

stealing teeth feels a little derivative.

[patronsaintjude]

midnight moods?

[youregoingupstairs]

[youregoingupstairs]

four-clovers replied to your post “but if all the papers call you the dentist, isn’t it at least a little...”

Babe No

jackfrostinthebox replied to your post “but if all the papers call you the dentist, isn’t it at least a little...”

dakota that's a nickname not a title earned through years at medical school

treolith replied to your post “but if all the papers call you the dentist, isn’t it at least a little...”

Embrace being a hack

you all wound me.

[youregoingupstairs]

but if all the papers call you the dentist, isn’t it at least a little true?

[dontgointothatbarn-blog]

I got a tooth loose I got a string and a door. No middel man for hme Ok

[dontgointothatbarn-blog]

What do dentists do with your teeth once they have them sure as fuck don’t throw em away. That’s good calcium.

[youregoingupstairs]

keep em in a nice wooden box, in my experience.

[locustaaa]

i want some teeth where can i get some teeth!!!!!!!!!

[youregoingupstairs]

i know a guy.

[locustaaa]

hello suspicious stranger with a tooth icon, i feel i can trust you unconditionally

[youregoingupstairs]

thanks! unfortunately all the teeth i know how to get are in a federal evidence locker in virginia.

[locustaaa]

u have disappointed me, tooth man

[youregoingupstairs]

listen, if i could have kept all 68 of them, i would have.

[locustaaa]

the fact that u apparently didnt get to 69 is a tragedy

[treolith-blog]

68 isn’t an impressive number, about two mouths’ worth if assuming the existence of wisdom teeth.

[youregoingupstairs]

well, they were from 34 different people.

[locustaaa]

i want some teeth where can i get some teeth!!!!!!!!!

[youregoingupstairs]

i know a guy.

[locustaaa]

hello suspicious stranger with a tooth icon, i feel i can trust you unconditionally

[youregoingupstairs]

thanks! unfortunately all the teeth i know how to get are in a federal evidence locker in virginia.

[locustaaa]

u have disappointed me, tooth man

[youregoingupstairs]

listen, if i could have kept all 68 of them, i would have.

[locustaaa]

i want some teeth where can i get some teeth!!!!!!!!!

[youregoingupstairs]

i know a guy.

[locustaaa]

hello suspicious stranger with a tooth icon, i feel i can trust you unconditionally

[youregoingupstairs]

thanks! unfortunately all the teeth i know how to get are in a federal evidence locker in virginia.

[locustaaa]

i want some teeth where can i get some teeth!!!!!!!!!

[youregoingupstairs]

i know a guy.

[youregoingupstairs]

jackfrostinthebox replied to your post “jackfrostinthebox replied to your post “i forgot to mention, but...”

lots of air quotes there

i never get hammered, but i am rarely if ever responsible.

[youregoingupstairs]

jackfrostinthebox

replied to your post

“i forgot to mention, but guess who’s the best brain ghost ever and…”

dyou have any plans for halloween

i am going drinking with the lovely @four-clovers, but sil has some kind of…fancy late night party to go to, so i have to be “responsible” and not get “”too hammered””.