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gunpowder-smoke replied to your post: gunpowder-smoke replied to your post: ...

now you’re assuming the person being flayed gets the chance to weigh their skin in the process

If I flayed someone I’d weigh their skin for them.

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gunpowder-smoke replied to your post: gunpowder-smoke replied to your post: ...

good to know the tradition of doctors assuming a patient’s medical history is still alive and well

I’m just saying if you have had the experience of being flayed you would know how much your skin weighed or else it’s a waste of experience.

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gunpowder-smoke replied to your post: gunpowder-smoke replied to your post: ...

thanks but being flayed hasnt ever been an enjoyable experience

You never know until you try it.

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gunpowder-smoke replied to your post: Your skins weighs about 10 pounds.

have you weighed it specifically

If you wish to have a personalized estimate I could weigh yours.

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Your skins weighs about 10 pounds.

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milesbutnotyears replied to your post: milesbutnotyears replied to your post: How do you...

dare i ask what other words might be on your limes

Haikus?

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milesbutnotyears replied to your post: How do you remove words from limes.?

you peel the sticker off

It’s not a sticker google said the same thing

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How do you remove words from limes.?

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youregoingupstairs:

treolith:

68 isn’t an impressive number, about two mouths’ worth if assuming the existence of wisdom teeth.

well, they were from 34 different people.

Only two from each? Dentists find more in 2 months, maybe less.

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i want some teeth where can i get some teeth!!!!!!!!!

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i know a guy.

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hello suspicious stranger with a tooth icon, i feel i can trust you unconditionally

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thanks! unfortunately all the teeth i know how to get are in a federal evidence locker in virginia.

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u have disappointed me, tooth man

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listen, if i could have kept all 68 of them, i would have.

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the fact that u apparently didnt get to 69 is a tragedy

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68 isn’t an impressive number, about two mouths’ worth if assuming the existence of wisdom teeth.

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locustaaa replied to your post: @locustaaa @blackhillsforest Thicker, slightly...

splice my genes daddy

It’s possible to change someone’s cellular structure so that they uncontrollably grow mass amounts of skin inevitably suffocating them.

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notsowithyouanymore replied to your post: Teeth are old news.

HOO BOY! TELL US MORE WHY DON’T YA

I appreciate your intrigue and enthusiasm.

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@locustaaa @blackhillsforest Thicker, slightly bigger toenails.

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Teeth are old news. 

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@missritarowland That is okay. All humans are is data. Wetware androids.

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@missritarowland High self confidence in the features you’ve been given is a sign of good mental health, good on you.

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@varjoshadows Bodies aren’t that difficult

@strangehorizon Crude, but yes.