draco: i'm going to say something that i should have said a long time ago
lucius: what is that?
draco: ...
draco: the wallpaper in the drawing room is really tacky
draco: alsoimdefectingtothegoodguysokbye
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
EXPECTATIONS
d e v o n

Product Placement

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
art blog(derogatory)

No title available
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

ellievsbear

izzy's playlists!
Cosimo Galluzzi
Noah Kahan
No title available

@theartofmadeline

Kiana Khansmith
Color Me Curious
Not today Justin
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Interview Vampire Daily
The Stonewall Inn
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Portugal
seen from South Africa
seen from Malaysia
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Colombia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Philippines
seen from United States

seen from Brazil

seen from Argentina
seen from Algeria
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Bangladesh
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from United States
@youretheonewhoisweak
draco: i'm going to say something that i should have said a long time ago
lucius: what is that?
draco: ...
draco: the wallpaper in the drawing room is really tacky
draco: alsoimdefectingtothegoodguysokbye
snape and mc g definitely talked/ gossiped about albus‘ weird decisions and tics.
the fact that harry and ginny are both obviously bi is so brilliant.
i‘m one hundred percent sure i‘d fall in love immediately with james potter in year one and cry after him until year four until i finally realized that remus is the fucking perfect boyfriend for me and i‘m absolutely happy with him.
notice how good looking u can be when you’re unproblematic 😗
*during duelling club*
lockhart: punch me in the face.
snape: punch you?
lockhart: yes. punch me. in the face. did you not hear what i said?
snape: i always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
snape: i miss minerva.
dumbledore: you still have me!
snape: it's not the same, albus. i can talk to minerva about things that i can't talk about with you.
dumbledore: like what?
snape: well, for instance, the annoying things you do.
Remus: [in sirius’ lap] why does everyone think im gay?
Sirius: [running his hands through remus’ hair] maybe its the sweatshirts your wear?
Marlene:
Dorcas:
Lily:
Peter:
James: [nodding] yeah it’s definitely those sweatshirts you wear
harry: i cannot explain anything that is going on right now
harry: but i swear i'm doing my best
Hermione, in a nutshell.
Sirius: I'm going to the store, do you want anything?
Regulus: All my enemies dead and out of my life.
Sirius: I have like 10 galleons.
films watched in quarantine:
harry potter and the goblet of fire (2005) dir. mike newell
JKR: Everything was quiet except for Ron and Hermione's slow, deep breathing. Harry glanced over at the dark shapes they made on the floor beside him. Ron had had a fit of gallantry and insisted that Hermione sleep on the cushions from the sofa, so that her silhouette was raised above his. Her arm curved to the floor, her fingers inches from Ron's. Harry wondered whether they had fallen asleep holding hands.
Me:
Harry Potter Characters in the Bedroom
a/n: i’m bored okay
Harry:
He’s definitely a top. Harry thinks of sex as something sacred, more as making love. And he wants to be on top to watch your face during every one of his ministrations
He is aware of your pleasure, and strives to make sure you are as comfortable as possible.
That’s not to say that he’s necessarily vanilla.
Harry’s not as into BDSM, but he will dip into restraints and will try anything if you’re interested
If you catch him in the right mood, you can find Harry to be a little more dominant. Not aggressive, but definitely more controlling
He loves oral?? Like he finds something so beautiful about giving pleasure to someone with nothing in return. He prefers to give, more than receive, and when it comes to his own release, he prefers to be fully inside
When he gets jealous though…
He’ll have you in a broom closet, teach you a lesson, use his tie to secure your hands and show you exactly who treats you like no other
And his aftercare, merlin. He’s so caring and gentle, making sure to clean you off and relax with you.
PILLOWTALK PILLOWTALK PILLOWTALK
It’s not about the size of the boat, it’s about the motion of the ocean ;)
Ron:
Ronald Bilius Weasley, you kinky motherfucker
Ron is into everything
Like he’s a dom top and loves to be in total control of you. He wants to be the one to make you feel just right and will make sure you come at least 3 times - and that’s only if you’re tired
Breeding.
He has a fucking breeding kink.
He wants to know that he’s the only one pleasuring you and makes sure that you know it too
BUT HES THE KING OF CONSENT. safeword, boundaries, red yellow and green. He wants to make sure that you are completely sure
Oh and this man doesn’t fuck in a bed. No, he likes to shove you against the wall, hike up your skirt, and have you in the middle of the empty common room, risking it all if someone decides to walk in
Oral is not a huge deal to him, but he secretly loves to receive. Having your hot, wet mouth wrapped around his cock gives him some of the best release of his life
Jealous Ron is the worst best Ron. Like if he even sees you looking at someone else for a second too long, he will pull you into the nearest corridor and show you exactly who you belong to
One of his favorite things is to sit you in front of the mirror in his prefect room, and make you watch yourself as he directs each movement to pleasure yourself. Sometimes he’ll use his wand to make your hand move, or sometimes he’ll force you to listen to his verbal instruction.
Mirrors everywhere - he loves to watch
Fred:
Fred is very playful when it comes to the bedroom. Sex is something fun and carefree, and he never likes to be pressured or pressure you
He’s crazy about foreplay. Like he can sit there and make-out with you for hours until both your lips had swollen twice in size. He doesn’t like to rush anything, and he’s languid with his touches and kisses
He does love hickeys though. Not in a territorial way, but he likes the small proof that his mouth has traced over every inch of your body. They don’t have to be big, marking things, but they’re small concentrations on your most sensitive parts
He’s not necessarily “good” at sex, but he makes it enjoyable. Like that height really does come into play in other areas.
Fred is the type of person you can have sex with round after round for merlin-knows-how long, and the lines between climaxes are blurred. Half the time, you don’t even come from him being inside you, usually it’s just the overstimulation that he’s too damn good at
Fred is a top, but he really does enjoy you being in charge. Personally, he would be overjoyed to have you lay back and let him treat you however you wished him to
There really is no aftercare because being with Fred is a long process that has no definitive beginning nor end
Sometimes it’ll be a quick (or as quick as it can be with him) in the middle of the afternoon. But other times the two of you would be up all night, only pausing long enough to catch your breath before you rolled right back on top of him
He’s only kinky when you are, and he has a thing for being dominated, especially when you are on the bottom, telling him exactly what to do and how to do it
He’s the most comfortable partner to be with because you never feel an inch of judgement come off him, no matter if it’s your first or millionth time together
George:
George is a switch. 100%.
His moods constantly change, but one thing he is obsessed with is praising. Like he’s so much quicker to come if he know that you are feeling just as good as he is
And he’s vocal about it. So vocal.
He loves being edged. Well, hates it and loves it. There is something so infatuating about being wrapped around your finger, and you forcing him to stop bucking your hips, George, or I’ll make you wait even longer just hits him so right
He’s so submissive too. Like he wants you to dominate him and be completely in charge, and it doesn’t matter who’s on top and who’s at the bottom
George is observant as hell. He’ll pick up on little things that he knows make you feel better and give them to you over and over.
He’s not as huge on foreplay and prefers to prolong the feeling of him inside you as long as possible. He’s always ready to give you more
HE’S A FUCKING MASOCHIST
Like fingernails running down his chest, bite marks, drawn blood- it gets him off. He loves to feel everything that you are, and if that means it’s through scratches all down his back, so be it.
You drive him crazy and he would fall to his knees and beg you to let him give you everything you could possibly wish for and more.
The times you do ask him to be in charge are usually him restraining you to the bed, probably with silk ties because he’s that extra, and not allowing you to so much as touch him until you’ve come to just his fingers twice over
And then he’ll finally start using his mouth
His thrust game is strong, but what makes you go crazy is the way he treats the rest of your body. He’ll pinch your nipples, roll them in his hand, and your cries of pleasure will fall out of your mouth
And trust me when I say that George Weasley can find the clit
Neville:
Neville, our sweet boy, is a kinky fucking bastard
God, he is into everything you could think of. And he’s tried it all
He can be submissive at times but he loves when you let him dominate you. That’s when his Gryffindor boldness comes out the most
He can be rough and gentle and forceful and sweet and he’s a walking freaky enigma
He’s the man who will tie you up and fuck you until you forget your own name and at the same time whisper the kindest praises of how beautiful you are
THIGH-RIDING. He loves it.
He loves edging too. It makes him feel good to hear your moans and pleads because he’s doing everything so fucking right
Also collaring. It’s the first thing you did when you got into your committed relationship. He loves having the knowledge that he can call you his and his only. It’s obsessing
He doesn’t do quick fucks- no, you have to set aside AT LEAST two hours for him to do everything he plans. He wants you to feel absolutely euphoric
Neville also loves to be choked. Like he looks right into your eyes as your hand goes around his throat and he fucks you until you can’t breathe
But he can be so soft in the bedroom. His favorite position is both of you sitting on the bed, you bouncing in his lap. That way he can look you right in the eye and tell you just how perfect you look
Speaking of which, EYE CONTACT IS A MUST. He wants to watch every emotion, every feeling pass through your dilated pupils. Neville makes sure that you feel the best you can
All I’m saying is that it’s always the quiet ones
Draco:
I know you all have been waiting for his so here we go
To nobody’s surprise, Draco is a dominant and a top. Without a doubt. And I can write an entire dissertation on how public lives manifest themselves in our sex lives, but I’ll keep that for later
Draco fucks. And hard
Literally he requires zero emotional attachment, and half the time, he’s just craving his own release. That’s not to say that it won’t be pleasurable for you, but you’ll have better luck elsewhere
He will push you to your knees and mouth-fuck you until he’s come and be perfectly happy to move on. Of course, he’ll return the favor, but his heart really isn’t in it, you know?
But when you’re dating Draco Malfoy? When you are in a committed relationship with him? I envy you
He will make you feel like nobody else, as if your body was an altar and he was a sinner begging to repent
BDSM. Full-on BDSM. I’ll just list a few…
Blood
Sadism/masochism
Rigger/restraints
BREEDING
Degradation
Edging
Like every daddy issue kink in the book, Draco has it
He loves you to be at your knees, begging him for anything and everything he has to give you
One of his personal favorites is when he ties you up completely on his fourposter bed and places that blindfold over you eyes. He loves to manipulate your senses, and his favorite to take away was your sight
Touch is his top thing. He wants you to feel everything. He’ll restrict your sight and ability to move, and then drag ice down your skin, making goosebumps rise
Or maybe he’ll drip hot candlewax all over your body- pain and pleasure were his favorite combination
You’ve never experienced sex until you’ve fucked Draco Malfoy
Blaise:
Blaise Zabini. Enough said.
Dominant + Bottom = Blaise
He’s the type to sit down in a chair and make you ride his dick until you couldn’t walk the next morning
He craves complete and total control. And he wants to do none of the work. He would tell you exactly how to touch yourself, precisely where, and just what he want you to experience
Like he will lean against the far wall, arms crossed with that passive yet smug expression, and force you to edge yourself until your orgasm crashed through you in so many waves
He loves blowjobs. So much. He’ll put his hands behind his head and relax and you suck the soul out of him
And when I tell you his dick is big…
He also loves punishment - especially overstimulation. Like he will hold you down and edge and rub you until you’re in fucking tears. And only then will he let you reach your climax
He’s not even possessive though. He’ll let you fuck whoever you want, but that’s just because he knows you’ll come running back full of unsatisfaction
He covers your body with hickeys. Hell, your entire throat will be a mass of blue and purple that marked you as his. And he likes to leave some lower for every dude you decide to fuck that’s not him to see
You belong to him
That simple
But he really is big on consent. His mother raised him well, and he always likes to make sure you are ready and sure that you wanted what he had to provide
He wants you to work for him, but he also wants you to enjoy yourself while you’re at it
“The thing about living with Fred and George is you start to believe anything is possible if you have enough nerve.”
— Ginny Weasley
Dumbledore: I’ve got this completely under control!
McGonagall: Is that why everything’s on fire?
[harry and draco literally dueling to death]
ron: can i get a waffle
ron: can i please get a waffle