Water with Lemon

I'm here to let you in on the waitress days at work. My crazy co-coworkers and customers I deal with regularly. The abnormal chaos I would normally deal with at work.

[sweetoothgirl]

“Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookie” Baked Oatmeal

[sweetoothgirl]

Blackberry Lime Cake

[youreverydayserver]

This looks absolutely amazing!!

[sweetoothgirl]

CITRUS HONEYCOMB SCONES

[sweetoothgirl]

CLASSIC WHOOPIE PIES

[sweetoothgirl]

Cookie Monster Cheesecake

[youreverydayserver]

Restaurant problem

Heats fucking broken! We are all freezing! Some lady was like can I ask you a serious question! How can there not be heat in a restaurant! Oh idk maybe it's broke! Lol

[youreverydayserver]

I will pray for you don't worry!

I’m cleaning my table and there are three elderly people and one look to be my in his 40’s. Well they are talking about people not going to church! The 40 year old guy shouts 90% of Americans don’t go to church! And the whole table shushed him!! They then realized I was standing there! I said “That was loud!” I shushed him too! Lol! He said “Well its true!” I told him “I sir can’t make it to church I have to work Sunday Mornings!” They had nothing to say! I was thinking 💭 that I believe in the lord and he is close to my heart! I don’t need church to believe in the lord! And what he does not know is Sunday morning I make a lot of money off the church people. The feel like the have repented so the feel blessed and happy! Which is not a bad thing at all! They are just being judgemental! They might want to listen a little hard to the preacher! Your also are not to judge or gossip it’s a sin! I sir talk to god everyday and night!

[youreverydayserver]

Customers who fuck with you!

Wtf!!

Before I start I work at a Steakhouse!!

Me: Hi 👋 My name is Lindsey. I will be serving you this evening! What can I get you to drink?🍹

Customers: tea

Me: Are you ready to order?

Customer: Yes, but I have a question. Do you have steak?

Me: 😳 Really!!

The other customer: Do you have chicken?

Me: I quit!

[youreverydayserver]

Time limit at a steakhouse

I understand you want something good to eat on your lunch break, but if you want to eat your food with in ten minutes don’t order well done steak. I got a rude customer today because she had to wait 15 mins. for her food. One thing you should not get mad at me. Its not my fault you are in a fucking hurry. You should stick with fast food then.

[youreverydayserver]

Top 4 just can't understand ...

🔸When you go greet your table the person interrupts and blurts out “tea!” 🔹After getting their drinks .🍹 They ask were is the bread! 🍞 🔸Walking back to the table to see if they need anything. They ignore you or just look at you like… Who are you! Wtf! 🔹The steak is too done because the customer ordered it well done!

[youreverydayserver]

Steak house drama

Well there was some drama today. All I'm saying is do your work. If you have side work. Just do it. Don't yell at each other and call the person a stupid bitch. In front of customers. So unprofessional.

[lifeisthefight-deactivated20190]

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I, too, am fluent in silence.

R. Arnold (via lifeisthefight)

[yoursassywaitress]

Hoo boy.

Today was one of those days where all my customers sucked ass. You know why? Because they were all old white people. Oh, the entitlement.

One idiot in particular asked for a Moscow mule. I made it, set it down, went and did something else… He stops me and goes, “This is so cold! But I just saw you take the cup off the shelf! Does it keep things cold?” I thought he was talking about the cup so I said yes. He turns to his friend and was like “That shelf keeps the cups cold!”

… …….

“Um no,” I said. “The wooden shelf didn’t make your drink cold. That would be the ice and the metal cup.”

Like. What?

A CHEAP WOODEN SHELF WITH MAGICAL REFRIGERATION CAPABILITIES?

NO.

[youreverydayserver]

And your wondering how they made it this far in life. Lol!

[youreverydayserver]

Funny people.

I had a 6 top of really nice men. They were on their lunch break. This one guy was just the center of it all. As I was taking his order he was talking funny, with a fake lisp. I then noticed he had put peanuts on his head. I was trying so hard not to laugh but failed miserably. I asked why he had peanuts on his head. He said he couldn't take them off until I got in he leaves. I said OK. I could have messed with them so much. But some times you don't how that person is going to react. #lunchshift

[youreverydayserver]

Some times you just not feeling it!

You walk in the door and you like OK I'm ready to leave. #WhenYouWorkLikeaDog #HomeSoundsMuchBetter #IRatherGoDoLaungry

[youreverydayserver]

Sorry for being a Cheap ass

How you going to write sorry on the transaction slip because you have not enough money to leave a tip. #WhyGoToASteakHouse #CheapAss #GoToMcDonalds

[yoursassywaitress]

DO NOT

Do NOT fucking tell me you don’t like your drink when you’ve got gum in your fucking mouth. Where do these people come from?

[youreverydayserver]

University of dumb motherfuckers