ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on
Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.

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ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on
Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.
When soft food ages it gets crunchy, when crunchy food ages it gets soft.
secret..,.,,.,
Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ TRANS WOMEN OF COLOR WHO MADE PRIDE MONTH POSSIBLE ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
excuse you (☉‿☉✿)
A shark swimming inside of its egg. (Source)
Best tweet I’ve ever read.
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
this is what i imagine david karp does with his time considering that tumblr hasn’t been improved for about three odd years
Curious emperor penguin in Antarctica investigates camera
Three little sisters recreate movie scenes with their mom.
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Somewhere On Earth | silvan.schlegel
How many parents have mixed up their identical twin babies on accident and just rolled with it like “Yeah, you’re Tom now”.
Trying To Ignore My Obligations