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(i use any pronouns) my life for y'all lol

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Diamond City Resident: You keep that synth-freak at arms-length, ya hear me?! Sole Survivor, Out With Nick Valentine: SILENCE, HE IS BABYGIRL

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How can a fully grown man with maxed-out strength and all the right perks while on all the right chems only carry like 350 pounds of tire irons, but some dog can carry 1500 pounds of nuclear warheads???

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There are a few reasons why I love Codsworth. He's nice, he's loyal, but most importantly: "HOW DO YOU KEEP FALLOUT OUT OF VINYL WOOD?! I SPENT THE FIRST TEN YEARS KEEPING THE FLOORS WAXED!!"

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MY TUMBLR DREAMS

HAVE COME TRUE

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A Ring of Feather Falling

That summons every bird within a mile to fly you to the ground

Diagram For Reference:

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the Sole Survivor looking for Super Mutants to get killed by:

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Dungeons and Dentists

DM: So, Jax, could you describe your character? Jax: Yeah, so, I'm playing a saw-wielding man who ties people down and rips out their teeth to terrorize small towns and spread the word of his killings. DM: O... Kay...? And, um, what's his name? Jax: Dennis T. DM: Are.... Is his background medical, by any chance? Jax: Yup! How'd you guess- DM: YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY A DENTIST, THIS IS A HIGH-FANTASY CAMPAIGN

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Railroad Recruit: Hey, why do you guys hate Synths so much? They're just humans with robotic insides...

BOS Paladin: BUT THEY DON'T SHARE MY POLITICAL AFILLIATION

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Fallout 4 Companions Be Like: (MINOR SPOILERS FOR FALLOUT 4'S COMPANIONS) Codsworth: "Be a morally good person!" Paladin Danse: "Do what is good for the Brotherhood." Dogmeat: "I have no political affiliation, just RAGE"

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Y'all ever been doing work and then get hit by the G A Y H A Z E

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No, we don't sell the cheese separately, sir.