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[yourfuturefetus-blog]

do you guys realize that life is sexually transmitted

pregnancy is like an STD

[yourfuturefetus-blog]

the reason I'm single is because I didn't forward all those chain messages in fifth grade

[kanyewesticle]

what if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops

[thebrothersjonas]

my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love

[yourfuturefetus-blog]

Chris Brown: Don't wake me up

Me: Same, Chris. Same