one wild ride down the rabbit hole

Alex Ozma here. Seventeen. Shape shifter extraordinaire and fashion designer to be! I'm here at BATS because I can't be trusted at a normal human school. I just want to make friends, have fun, and maybe learn to control my ability! This is a gender neutral zone. If you can't handle that, just address me as "Your Highness".

[yourhighnessalex]

Then my mission was a success! 

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Don’t talk to me.

[yourhighnessalex]

This is why I call you sourpuss.

[yourhighnessalex]

I love winding you up. Or disgusting you. Which I think this is.

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Disgust. It’s definitely disgust.

[yourhighnessalex]

Then my mission was a success! 

[yourhighnessalex]

No way, it’s the best!

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[yourhighnessalex]

I love winding you up. Or disgusting you. Which I think this is.

[yourhighnessalex]

What can I say, I’ve kept my childlike sense of wonder and happiness.

[notichabodcrane-deactivated2016]

That sounds awful.

[yourhighnessalex]

No way, it’s the best!

[yourhighnessalex]

Awh, don’t be such a sourpuss!

[notichabodcrane-deactivated2016]

How old are you?

Because you talk like you’re twelve. Has anyone ever told you that?

[yourhighnessalex]

What can I say, I’ve kept my childlike sense of wonder and happiness.

[yourhighnessalex]

Well, there you go then.

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Doesn’t mean you get to talk to me.

[yourhighnessalex]

Awh, don’t be such a sourpuss!

[yourhighnessalex]

You have anything else to be doing?

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Uh…

Not really?

[yourhighnessalex]

Well, there you go then.

[yourhighnessalex]

Literally everything?

Sounds like a challenge to meeeeeee.

[notichabodcrane-deactivated2016]

Don’t. Don’t waste both our time.

[yourhighnessalex]

You have anything else to be doing?

[yourhighnessalex]

I always forget I shouldn’t ask you stuff..

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I know it’s hard to resist, since I obviously have superior knowledge about literally everything.

But, y’know, you should try.

[yourhighnessalex]

Literally everything?

Sounds like a challenge to meeeeeee.

[yourhighnessalex]

Yeah, I walked into that one, right?

[notichabodcrane-deactivated2016]

Uh, yeah. You did.

[yourhighnessalex]

I always forget I shouldn't ask you stuff..

[yourhighnessalex]

Dare I ask how you are?

[notichabodcrane-deactivated2016]

No.

[yourhighnessalex]

Yeah, I walked into that one, right?

[notichabodcrane-deactivated2016]

Yeah, yeah.

[yourhighnessalex]

Dare I ask how you are?

[yourhighnessalex]

What you looking at?

[notichabodcrane-deactivated2016]

What? Nothing, Jesus, not everything’s about you.

[yourhighnessalex]

Sorry. Bad day.

[yourhighnessalex]

What you looking at?

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Adventure Awaits |Maliae & Alex

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Mal giggled, “Why thank you, my loveliness,” she said as she playfully curtsied. “You shouldn’t feel stupid, though! Many people don’t know, and I only really know about them because they tell me who they are and I write about them!” She came and plopped next to Alex, leaning on them a bit and opening her journal. “This whole section is dedicated to this special area,” she said as she flipped through pages with photographs pasted on them and doodles along with plenty of journal entries and pressed flowers. “I know, it’s kind of lame, but I’m much better at talking to plants than other people!” She laughed at herself, twittling with a few flowers in her hand as she spoke, making a flower crown. She placed it on Alex’s head, and picked them up and  twirled them gently as they talked, “I’m not sure if I want to go back to school, I’d much rather stay here!”

[yourhighnessalex]

Never before had Alex met someone with as much, or maybe even more energy than them. They watched Mal move around, giggling at her every so often. As she opened the journal, Alex carefully held the pages open and looked at each delicate drawing and pressed flowers. 

When the flower crown was place on their head, they giggled happily, touching the beautiful blossoms. They let themselves be twirled around by Mal for a minute, before stopping them and pulling her close. “I’d much rather stay here, as long as I’m with you.” they giggled, flirtily.

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