i hate you!

[mombath]

i’m finally back n ready to bring dando back to life!! consider this a starter call… 8)

[mombath]

i’m finally back n ready to bring dando back to life!! consider this a starter call... 8)

[i-laugh-all-the-way-to-hell]

[needabiggertent]

American Horror Story: Freak Show (2014)

[mombath]

                          I will be the U.S. Steel of murder.

[mombath]

OPEN:

“Why aren’t you running?” Dandy asked confused to why the other wasn’t fearing for their life. Most do when they come across a stranger in a tatty, blood stained clowns outfit with an axe in their hand. Sighing in frustation, Dandy pinches the bridge of his nose with his spare hand, “I’ll give you to the count for 3 to run.” It’s not as fun when they’re not wetting themselves in fear. Dandy begins to count, “-----1-----2-----3----”

[mombath]

                          I will be the U.S. Steel of murder.

[feelfear]

@mombath // sc

     “I told you- you can’t join! And Elsa’s not gonna tell you any different. Now, if you wanna come back here and watch the show every night till ya get it outa your system, I ain’t gonna stop you. But that’s the most we can do for you.”

[mombath]

           “ --- but WHY? Why can’t I join? I can sing, and --- and I can dance and I’m just a born performer!” The water was boiling and spilling down the side of the pan by this stage, “You have to let me join the show, if you don’t----then----then,” Grunting, Dandy shook his head and stamped his left foot hard into the ground like a child throwing a tantrum, “then i’ll shut you down! I’ll call the police, tell them you and your crew have been diddling!” 

[mombath]

❝you can’t keep me in here forever ! ❞

                                          @warblest || meme.

Dandy tapped his freshly manicured nail against one of the several metal bars that surrounded Kurt. It wasn’t much bigger than a large dog crate. It only took two men to assemble. He made sure to pay them handsomely for their silence. “Why can’t I?” eyebrows furrowing, with his head tilting to the side - he was a little puzzled, “Are you planning on escaping? Or do you think that I’m not capable of keeping you here forever? Because-----because, i’ll keep you here longer than forever!” It made sense in his head. He doesn’t like doubt and that sounded a lot like it. “ ------ i’ll not ask again, do you want the crusts cut off your sandwich or what?” 

[mombath]

i haven’t posted a munday ( i know it’s tuesday but i was working till late yday!! ) in ages, n guess what, i’m emo again

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Captured Sentence Starters

May contain some uncomfortable scenarios.

“Thrash all you want, you can ever escape this cage.” 

“I’ve finally caught you.” 

“Aw, is it too tight? Good.” 

“You will never leave this place alive.” 

“You are a marvelous creature, trapped in such a small little cell.” 

“Let me go!” 

“You think you’ve won, huh?!” 

“Quit struggling, you will only make it worse.” 

“You seem rather calm for being in your position.” 

“You can’t keep me in here forever!” 

“W-what are you going to do to me?” 

“I’ve been looking for something new to experiment on…” 

“What a fine specimen! Yes, you will do just fine.” 

“I won’t become some lab rat!” 

“As soon as I get my hands on you, you will regret trapping me in here.” 

“What…what is this place?” 

“Where am I?” 

“If you keep struggling, you may lose a limb.” 

“Please! You got to help me!” 

“I’ve done nothing wrong!” 

“If you answer a just a couple of questions, I may let you go.” 

“Do you know how long I’ve been waiting for something like you?” 

“You’ve hit the end of the road, ___.” 

“Do you really think bindings and bars will keep you safe?” 

“I will kill you!” 

“You are not quite reacting like I’d assumed…” 

!?+ add your own!

[mombath]

                                      starter call || @grccvy

           “ -------- you best keep your pie hole closed, or i’ll-----i’ll,” eyebrows knitting together in thought, Dandy manged to muster together a sentence in the mist of the madness, “ ---- i’ll tell on YOU.” It wasn’t his proudest moment. nor was it one of his smartest but with a blood drenched hammer in his hand and the limp body of the mail man strung to the merry-go-round, Dandy was at a lost for words as the sun was slowly beginning to rise and the dull people of Jupiter were slowly waking up. “Now, help me get rid of him before YOU get caught.” 

[mombath]

                                       starter call || @stonedgilbert

“Well, are just going to stand there or are you going to pick up my bags?” Dandy asked, hand on his hip. He’s clearly unimpressed with the lack of service at the Hotel Cortez. Hell, Dandy didn’t even care to ask if the young man even worked there. He just needed somebody to carry his bags. With a loud, dramatic sigh, Dandy’s lips turned downwards into a frown, “ ----- anytime today, Pablo. I don’t have all day, y’know. Things to see, people to do!” 

[mombath]

starter CALL!!

[mombath]

                          I will be the U.S. Steel of murder.

[ladybegood]

Rock Hudson photographed by Leo Fuchs on the set of Lover Come Back (1961)

[buzzin-rp-memes]

Area 51 Starters

For your meme needs. Feel free to change pronouns or wording to how you see fit.

“They can’t stop all of us.”

“If we Naruto run we can run faster than their bullets.”

“We gonna see dem aliens.”

“You, me, September 20. At Area 51.”

“Did you really just ask me out on a date to Area 51?”

“I want an alien friend, ya know?”

“You know this raid is a joke right?”

“Please don’t go they absolutely can stop you all.”

“No, we are not ordering tickets to Nevada so you can go to Area 51.”

“I hate to break it to you, but I doubt there will be any aliens.”

“We might find some cool alien gadgets or something!”

“Please don’t tell me you’re taking this seriously.”

“Honey, why is the FBI at our door?”

“They’re actually doing it.. they’re trying to get in.”

“Um my family is in there, we’re going visit!”

“Quit calling yourself an alien.”

“When I said you were out of this world I didn’t mean that I was calling you an alien.”

“Have fun dying.”

“Have fun getting shot, dumbasses.”

“You guys stop, someone isactually gonna do it.”

“Hey, what if we had our first kiss at Area 51- like one of those crazy battle scenes and there’s a kiss.”

“RELEASE THE KARENS!”

“Did Karen just ask one of the guards to speak to the manager?”

“I’m not dying over a meme.”

“You are so stupid sometimes, do you know that.”

“You act if raiding Area 51 is hard!”

“Raiding Area 51? Been there, done that.”

“Um, what the fuck.”

“How did you…”

“Dude! They moved all the aliens to Area 52 by now!”

“Did you actually manage to get an alien? And live? Where the hell have you been?”

“Just because a meme says you should do it, doesn’t mean you should.”

“Meet my new friend!”

“No of course I didn’t go to Area 51, I’m not stupid! The alien crashed their UFO in the backyard, see?”

“I know we suck, but please don’t destroy mankind.”