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[yourinternetpandafriend]

Do you ever get pre-emptive nostalgia?

Like, you're just going about your day thinking about the music on the radio or the styles people are wearing around you and you just think- in ten years or so I'll be looking back on all of this telling my friends about how I specifically remember what year that song came out because it played on the radio constantly when i worked at "xxx"

Its like simultaneously feeling like your feelings happened ages ago, but they are happening to you now

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basically the entirety of my internet diet at age 12

[yourinternetpandafriend]

Makeup artist, or criminal mastermind?

Don't you guys think that beauty gurus and makeup artists would make great criminals? My logic is they can literally change what race, species, gender, etc. they look like so why are more people not robbing banks in full SFX makeup or at least in black/white face that looks real? Obviously black/white face is racist but if you're already robbing a bank why not make them think you're the opposite colour?

Headlines would be like:

"white female suspect" meanwhile Roberto the Filipino with his amazing makeup skills gets off scott free