[mxsicc]

[marimopet]

[fuks]

[cosmonotcat-deactivated20120102]

[ovw]

[thebootydiaries]

who is he 😍😍

[brucebocchi]

ikea monkey found alive in russia

[bloodveil2k]

my mans

[tony-hawks-prole-skater-2]

[tchaikovskaya]

if you have the android handwriting font and you’re considering posting a thread of screencapped tweets…… perhaps reconsider!

[unclefather]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

Men be like

[ironpour]

[mjalti]

me, as a therapist: did someone forget to turn on their Himalayan pink salt lamp that destroys negative energy today?

[warmlantern-deactivated20190206]

[bongcop]

[bongcop]

a happy ending! 

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

This is a phenomena known as crown shyness ☘️✨🍃

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

Two trees, chilling in a forest, five inches apart cus they’re not gay

[neopuff]

now that ive had my identity stolen i feel like a Real Adult

[neopuff]

did i forget to mention it was my boss from claires and sallys that did this. the police called her and she played dumb for a minute before confessing. so at least i dont have to fight it lol

[impulse-goblin]

“Got my identity stolen at Claire’s” is something you’d expect from a shitpost and yet

[neopuff]

[had-just-ten-hours-training]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[maybethistimemegz]