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@yourlocaltranscelticfaerie
once i went to a birthday party at chuck e. cheese’s and i remember you coming out to deliver cake and i remember being so absolutely horrified of you and i hid u der the table so you wouldn’t kill me and i just wanted to get that off my chest thanks.
That's where you went? you slimy little worm
Reblog this post if your still in the sanders sides fandom! I wanna know how many are still left
hate valentines but i believe love is real when @gabseliblack commissioned me to create a set of fusions for the sides, each representing one of their lovely partners
i delivered the icons but these are sketches for the initial design for them fusions and dang this is a super fun thing to work on, thank you again for ordering from me!
[if you're also interested, please support me on kofi or by commissioning me!]
I was tagged by @celestial-citrus
choose one picture from ur camera roll without downloading to sum up your personality and then tag ppl
@andshesaidno @spacekrakens @viridianstarlight @woolandflax @i-ate-victor-hugos-brain @the-movie-that-was-never-made @mixed-upmusings get on up in here
Thanks for the tag!
I mean I kin him so 🤣
@duckymcdoorknob @tifaswriting @nyctophobia @gonerogue98-official @clumsyracconking @that-guy-called-vin
this little dude definitely
@imnotmichaelmitzenmacher @alcoholic-muffin @1tsdanny @sktls-ig @araccoonthatlikesmurder @ichangethethongs2timesaday
and anyone else if any of y'all want to
Prolly this ngl
@jinxthequeergirl @kyotosummer @crunchy-dirt @knightedram @imnotmichaelmitzenmacher and anyone else :)
this dude for sure lmao
tagging: @mossy-axolotl @garden-shovel @vantezseagull23 @vintage--lilacs and of course any of yall who want to hop in :))
This is so difficult????
Tagging: @gay-war-crimes @dante-the-witch and anyone else who wants to add on
I have literally thousands of images on my phone it was so hard to choose
@winchesterwitch07 @theoneandonlyredrobin @yourlocaltranscelticfaerie @theendisnear-buygold @sincerely-sparrow @anyone else who wants too
Probably this painting I made
@anyone
EVERYONE I AM OFFICIALLY STARTING INTERNET BEEF WITH CHARLES ENTERTAINMENT CHEESE HIMSELF THAT OVERGROWN SEWER RAT MUST BE PUT IN HIS PLACE-
@chuck-e-cheese-official
Aww! We're sorry you couldn't get enough tickets for a spider ring, better luck next time!
I'm reblogging this so I can find it again
The question is why do you want to find it again 🕵️♂️
Roman the Daycare Attendant and Remus the Nightcare Attendant of the Sanders Family Smiletime Pizzaplex!
Roman is often found shoving crayons and other fun colouring materials into his mouth. Mmm, tasty! He also passes out the Royal WakieUppie Candies! Chock full of delicious extra strength stimulant and sugar mixture to make sure your little one is awake all day just chock full of creative energy that just won’t seem to quit!
Remus’ stars and moon glow in the dark! He has a bad habit of accidentally spinning his head in circles when he gets excited and twisting his torso the wrong way around. But don’t worry! Your precious little one will be all tucked nice in their bedtime burrito to sleep the night away thanks to the Royal NappyTime Candies! 100% effective, the candies’ combined chocolate and triple dose sedative will make sure your little one stays soundly asleep for as long as it takes!
Eclipse,,
"Yeah that's my bad your honor"
"You burned down a police station?!?!?"
"Yeah, and that is my bad"
(i pull my pair of tiny binoculars away from my eyes and lean over to my partner as we watch the opera from the upper left balcony) i say darling this singer is slaying absolute penis
what is stopping hackers from displaying jeff bezo’s credit card number on times square
That just isn't right. If they displayed his credit card number, the credit company would likely waive all charges made to the account and pay for it by raising fees for everyone else. If they display his DEBIT card, though, that's a direct line baby.
you. i like you.
“The prince just fell in love with Cinderella because of her looks!”
Wrong. Okay, picture this–
So there’s the prince, okay? He’s like, smack dab in the center of the ballroom, and he is like, horrifically aware that this whole ball thing is a result of his dad falling into a panic about the royal lineage or whatever and he’s stuck listening to highborn girl after highborn girl, all lined up, introducing themselves like, “Oh yeah my family’s been a longtime supporter of the crown, and I think you’re cute, *cough* I’ve been told I have child-bearing hips *cough* Who said that? Anyway–” and Princey boy is just smiling through it, he has been the center of attention for entirely too long, he misses his emotional support horse, and is just internally like “Someone please kill me now.” And then… he sees her–This isn’t a love at first sight thing, this is a ‘what the hell is going on over there’ thing, because this girl has not gotten into the Debutante line for a solid 45 minutes.
She’s just at the hors d’oeuvres table going HAM on the prosciutto-wrapped asparagus, and like, she’s polite about it, she’s happy to move aside for other people grabbing punch and canapes (and she’s really so sweet with the wait staff, it’s kind of cute because they’re like… definitely not used to being acknowledged) but it’s like, “Damn girl, did you not eat today?” and then the prince is kind of stuck with the uncomfortable thought of ‘how many girls starved themselves to fit into a corset for this.’ And then the Prince realizes he’s missed the past 4 Debutante introductions because he’s watching Mystery girl hork down crab rangoons. So he’s like, “Excuse me” and manages to break free from the never-ending parade of girls who will hop on his dick for status.
And as he’s approaching Mystery Girl, it’s kind of hitting him that something’s not quite natural about her. Not fake, but not quite real. But at the same time this whole evening’s been just a whole circus of people acting fake as hell, so like, someone seeming a little off doesn’t seem bad, necessarily. And he sidles up to her like, “Hi,” and she’s like, “Oh–hey, have you tried the tapenade?” and she points to one of the plates, and at this point, he could hit her with the “You don’t know who I am, do you?” deal or the “Very funny, I see your play” deal, but at this point it occurs to him that, no, he hasn’t had anything to eat throughout this whole damn ball, partially because of being stuck in the debutante parade, partially because of nerves, and there’s something so disarming about the question that he grabs a crostini and she still seems so food-focused that it doesn’t seem possible that this is a play. So they both grab little plates and ditch the party.
She pretty much clears her plate in under two minutes and then has half of his plate, he’s cool with it, mostly he’s just absolutely fascinated listening to her.
See here’s the thing about Cinderella:
1. She doesn’t know he’s the prince. Like yeah, he’s been at the center of the room, but she’s kind of spent half the party eagerly looking around everywhere she’s allowed to go (”Have you seen rose garden? Have you seen the solarium??” further confirmation that she doesn’t know who she’s talking to) and the other half stuffing her face with food.
2. She assumes she’s never going to see anyone here tonight again, and no one recognizes her, so she has no filter.
So she’s just talking about whatever with this guy. He seems cool. She talks about her friends, who are rats. She makes little outfits for them. Sometimes they bring her little gifts. She is already the coolest person the prince has ever met because of this. She pretty much offhandedly talks about whatever is fucked up about the kingdom that would take his advisors two hours of hemming and hawing and watering down to address. She just says it like it’s nothing, just funky little things she’s observed, and again, she’s not aware that he’s the prince, but it’s still pretty damn bold to bring up at a literal royal ball.
She… seems to have the majority of graces that lots of girls from Respectable Families™ have, but there’s something strange about it, something simultaneously broken and hardened, like the way you can see where ice has thawed and re-frozen. Also the way she talks about her family, and the way she avoids talking about her family– is raising several red flags, not in the “Oh this is another person trying to take advantage of me” sense, but in the “Oh fuck, something’s gone really wrong and you need help” sense and also lowkey a ‘damn is she even getting fed?’ sense. But he can’t say, ‘Hey, that’s not fucking normal for people to say that to you or treat you that way. We need to get you out of there,’ without sounding crazy himself, so for now, he’s just going to chill, make sure she’s comfortable, and keep enjoying the evening. She’s somehow befriended like 4 of the waitstaff so they’re willing to cover for them while they disappear for a little bit, and they get plenty of time to talk, but eventually it hits her that she hasn’t danced yet and she’s like “Come on! I bet we can make the prince jealous!” and he just bursts out laughing at that like “hell yeah, let’s make the prince jealous. He’s a real asshole.” Like clearly she’s having a good time, so who is he to make it weird? So they head back to the ballroom and they dance. And our girl, Mystery Girl, Cinderella, while they’re dancing, becomes acutely aware that everyone is staring. That doesn’t seem quite right. Like, yeah she’s hot, she knows she’s hot, but at least a good third of the party should still be focused on the prince, right? Where is that guy, anyway?
Oh.
Oh wait.
Oh shit.
And Princey Boy actually picks up on her realization and they whisper argue for like 3 minutes. “Why didn’t you tell me?! Now I feel like a goddamn idiot!” “I dunno it was nice being treated like a normal person” “Well me treating you like a normal person makes me a goddamn felon or something did you consider that?!” “Hey–Hey–it’s cool–you’re cool–I think you’re amazing, and if anyone says shit about you, I can shut it down.” “Well I don’t like that! That’s fucked up!” “I agree. It is fucked up, but I believe in you, and I think you should have a chance, and I’m here to back you up. I know power is fucked up right now. I know. But are you cool with working with me to change that?” And our girl Cindy pauses on that for a couple seconds, because.. she’s just spent hours with this guy and like.. she knows he’s a good guy, she knows he means well, so she’s like, “I don’t know how long I can actually work with you.” and the prince is like “Look, I know your home situation is complicated right now, but I really think we can–”
And then the bell starts ringing.
It’s midnight.
And then she takes off in a panic, and our prince just met the coolest person ever, and like, he’s pretty sure whatever situation they’re headed back to is fucked up, and all he’s got going to find her is a shoe. A shoe.
Sooo... If you've seen the instagram comments, you know. 😭✌🏻
GLOBAL HOLIDAY
"you only like villains because you want to fix them" actually I like them because I want a villain who's absolutely terrifying and ruthless to everyone, except for me, their cute s/o. Get it right 🙄
the nerve of people smh
I DONT WANT TO BE THEIR LITTLE THERAPIST, I WANT TO BE LIKE THE LITTLE CAT THAT SITS IN THE SUPERVILLAINS LAP THAT IS AFFECTIONATELY NAMED FLUFFY
Dearest Mother Aphrodite
Lady of Love, Beauty, and Seawater
A voice gentle as the feathers of a dove
Hair that flows like waves on the Ocean
She is carnal desire, She is familial love,
She is love for a friend, a pet, for all
She is the chatter of a dolphin and the vibrant red of a rose all at once
Loving yet wrathful
It is Her guidance that led me to my Soulmate
Both in this life and all those before it
She is infinite, existing in the hearts of all that are capable of love
She is the enchanting colors of the inside of a scallop shell
The pure and beautiful Daughter of the seafoam
The Mother that reminds us that beauty is found in everyone
Praise the Queen of Love and Seawater
Hello! So not to be rude, but I would prefer that TERFs didn't interact with my posts. It makes me uncomfortable as I am trans myself^^Again, no disrespect to you, but please don't interact with my posts in the future
Don’t post them on a public platform then
Pardon? I don't think I deserve you being inconsiderate in return for my patience. If someone says not to interact, don't interact. Simple.
You know what I do when I have something I want to write down and don’t want people not interacting with it? I put it in my journal; I don’t post it on social media for everyone to see and interact with. You can’t tell me what to not interact with on a public platform.
I fucking wrote that prayer, I don't give a single fuck if you want to reblog it. You don't support my people's EXISTENCE on this planet, I have a right to tell you not to interact with my content.
Me stating reality doesn’t erase your existence, stop being so dramatic. You don’t have a right to tell me to not interact with shit; you posted it online for anyone to see and interact with. Deal with it or put it in a journal
Hey just wanted to add that I'm trans
I'm trans masc non binary to be specific
I work with aphrodite
She isn't transphobic
You are and your projecting so how about you step off
If someone says don't interact that doesn't mean have a hissy fit it means Do. Not. Interact.
I know I know more than two words can be confusing but I'm sure you'll get there 🥰
If you put something online you’re giving the public permission to interact. Keep whining.
Aphrodite knows what reality is and we all know you’re delusional.
Y’all are the ones having a hissy fit; all I did was reblog a post. Chill the fuck out
Y’all might work with Aphrodite but I get coffee with her on weekends and she’s so sick of y’all’s narcissistic shit and she laughs at your pronouns
Hate to break it to you buddy but everyone has pronouns 🥰 Hope this helps
Hate to break it to you fucko but everyone else’s pronouns are sex based 🥰 hope this helps
Ooo, did you think of that all by yourself? What a big strong transphobe, so smart🥺
Youre a self described Sanders Sides fan with fairy pronouns. I don’t need to say anything.
Aw damn showing me my own bio and using a show I enjoy as if it were evidence of anything? Im so devastated, you're clearly superior😭😭So sorry if people deciding not to have "normal" pronouns upsets you, grow the fuck up and deal with it
Dearest Mother Aphrodite
Lady of Love, Beauty, and Seawater
A voice gentle as the feathers of a dove
Hair that flows like waves on the Ocean
She is carnal desire, She is familial love,
She is love for a friend, a pet, for all
She is the chatter of a dolphin and the vibrant red of a rose all at once
Loving yet wrathful
It is Her guidance that led me to my Soulmate
Both in this life and all those before it
She is infinite, existing in the hearts of all that are capable of love
She is the enchanting colors of the inside of a scallop shell
The pure and beautiful Daughter of the seafoam
The Mother that reminds us that beauty is found in everyone
Praise the Queen of Love and Seawater
Hello! So not to be rude, but I would prefer that TERFs didn't interact with my posts. It makes me uncomfortable as I am trans myself^^Again, no disrespect to you, but please don't interact with my posts in the future
Don’t post them on a public platform then
Pardon? I don't think I deserve you being inconsiderate in return for my patience. If someone says not to interact, don't interact. Simple.
You know what I do when I have something I want to write down and don’t want people not interacting with it? I put it in my journal; I don’t post it on social media for everyone to see and interact with. You can’t tell me what to not interact with on a public platform.
I fucking wrote that prayer, I don't give a single fuck if you want to reblog it. You don't support my people's EXISTENCE on this planet, I have a right to tell you not to interact with my content.
Me stating reality doesn’t erase your existence, stop being so dramatic. You don’t have a right to tell me to not interact with shit; you posted it online for anyone to see and interact with. Deal with it or put it in a journal
Hey just wanted to add that I'm trans
I'm trans masc non binary to be specific
I work with aphrodite
She isn't transphobic
You are and your projecting so how about you step off
If someone says don't interact that doesn't mean have a hissy fit it means Do. Not. Interact.
I know I know more than two words can be confusing but I'm sure you'll get there 🥰
If you put something online you’re giving the public permission to interact. Keep whining.
Aphrodite knows what reality is and we all know you’re delusional.
Y’all are the ones having a hissy fit; all I did was reblog a post. Chill the fuck out
Y’all might work with Aphrodite but I get coffee with her on weekends and she’s so sick of y’all’s narcissistic shit and she laughs at your pronouns
Hate to break it to you buddy but everyone has pronouns 🥰 Hope this helps
Hate to break it to you fucko but everyone else’s pronouns are sex based 🥰 hope this helps
Ooo, did you think of that all by yourself? What a big strong transphobe, so smart🥺
Dearest Mother Aphrodite
Lady of Love, Beauty, and Seawater
A voice gentle as the feathers of a dove
Hair that flows like waves on the Ocean
She is carnal desire, She is familial love,
She is love for a friend, a pet, for all
She is the chatter of a dolphin and the vibrant red of a rose all at once
Loving yet wrathful
It is Her guidance that led me to my Soulmate
Both in this life and all those before it
She is infinite, existing in the hearts of all that are capable of love
She is the enchanting colors of the inside of a scallop shell
The pure and beautiful Daughter of the seafoam
The Mother that reminds us that beauty is found in everyone
Praise the Queen of Love and Seawater
Hello! So not to be rude, but I would prefer that TERFs didn't interact with my posts. It makes me uncomfortable as I am trans myself^^Again, no disrespect to you, but please don't interact with my posts in the future
Don’t post them on a public platform then
Pardon? I don't think I deserve you being inconsiderate in return for my patience. If someone says not to interact, don't interact. Simple.
You know what I do when I have something I want to write down and don’t want people not interacting with it? I put it in my journal; I don’t post it on social media for everyone to see and interact with. You can’t tell me what to not interact with on a public platform.
I fucking wrote that prayer, I don't give a single fuck if you want to reblog it. You don't support my people's EXISTENCE on this planet, I have a right to tell you not to interact with my content.
Me stating reality doesn’t erase your existence, stop being so dramatic. You don’t have a right to tell me to not interact with shit; you posted it online for anyone to see and interact with. Deal with it or put it in a journal
Hey just wanted to add that I'm trans
I'm trans masc non binary to be specific
I work with aphrodite
She isn't transphobic
You are and your projecting so how about you step off
If someone says don't interact that doesn't mean have a hissy fit it means Do. Not. Interact.
I know I know more than two words can be confusing but I'm sure you'll get there 🥰
If you put something online you’re giving the public permission to interact. Keep whining.
Aphrodite knows what reality is and we all know you’re delusional.
Y’all are the ones having a hissy fit; all I did was reblog a post. Chill the fuck out
Y’all might work with Aphrodite but I get coffee with her on weekends and she’s so sick of y’all’s narcissistic shit and she laughs at your pronouns
Hate to break it to you buddy but everyone has pronouns 🥰 Hope this helps
