YOUR LORD, DISCORD!

Your lord will hear you out now. But only if you beg properly and grovel some. Also keep in mind that I might ignore you as well.

[yourlorddiscord]

athenafire confirmed for liking farts

[yourlorddiscord]

DRAMATICALLY FARTS

[the-smallest-star]

-something sering hot, slimy and acidic drops down the back of your shit. There is a maw of teeth flying full speed at you from above- YOUR MAGIC SMELLS DELICIOUS!

Hannah managed to move out of the way before glaring

[yourlorddiscord]

-his body smashes into the ground and twists around inside out and back again, his head twisted and upside down looking at you- I don’t know what you’ve done with your magic oh ho ho ho but it smells wonderfully CHAOTIC! I must have a BITE-As he says bite he twists around again into a mass of teeth-

[the-smallest-star]

"Cut it out!" Hannah vanished into thin air, appearing in another room.

[yourlorddiscord]

He hehehe ohh this is gonna be -his voice broke down and sounded more animal- FUN! -he begins searching the rooms- O'HANNAH MEANS COME OUT TO PLAYYYYY -He's running on all fours across the ceiling politely knocking on the doors with his tail as he passes them

[yourlorddiscord]

Reaper: "Ummmmm who are you? Are you that Discord guy Spade warned me about?"

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm not Discord Guy I am LORD DISCORD. 

[the-smallest-star]

-something sering hot, slimy and acidic drops down the back of your shit. There is a maw of teeth flying full speed at you from above- YOUR MAGIC SMELLS DELICIOUS!

Hannah managed to move out of the way before glaring

[yourlorddiscord]

-his body smashes into the ground and twists around inside out and back again, his head twisted and upside down looking at you- I don't know what you've done with your magic oh ho ho ho but it smells wonderfully CHAOTIC! I must have a BITE-As he says bite he twists around again into a mass of teeth-

[servicewithsin-deactivated20170]

*whiny soldier noises*

[ignisthepyro]

*quite pyro noises*

[unless-its-a-farm]

*grumbly farmer noises*

[yourlorddiscord]

*silent but deadly discord noises*

[yourlorddiscord]

"What are you saying?"

Words, I've quit talking in colors. Most people don't seem to understand.

[yourlorddiscord]

"I mean that you're still here."

One is always here. Doesn't mean one is here here or there here or here there thither and yonder. 

[yourlorddiscord]

"You're still alive?"

No. Was I supposed to be?

[pocket-chibz]

What no I am WINTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

"You’re a fibber and a trouble-maker!" she pointed accusingly. "Buuut I’m happy to see you, too! I missed you!" even though he made it rain chocolate again.

[yourlorddiscord]

Nah spring is a jerk. Rubs it in everyone’s face about how people like spring most. Also Spring dislikes chocolate, why do you think it always melts well before summer?

[pocket-chibz]

"What? How could anyone not like chocolate? Besides, there’s Easter during spring and there’s lots of chocolate then." the kettle’s whistle began to sound loudly. "Speaking of chocolate…" she gladly went over and took care of the rest of the chocolate drink. "Hey, do you want some, too?"

[yourlorddiscord]

-his head is out side the window drinking the chocolate...snow?- Nah I'm good.

[pocket-chibz]

What no I am WINTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

"You’re a fibber and a trouble-maker!" she pointed accusingly. "Buuut I’m happy to see you, too! I missed you!" even though he made it rain chocolate again.

[yourlorddiscord]

fine, you got me. Winter is actually lactose intolerant. 

[pocket-chibz]

"I bet Spring is nicer than Winter. Winter’s probably really grumpy. That’s why it’s so extra cold. haha"

[yourlorddiscord]

Nah spring is a jerk. Rubs it in everyone's face about how people like spring most. Also Spring dislikes chocolate, why do you think it always melts well before summer?

[pocket-chibz]

What no I am WINTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

"You’re a fibber and a trouble-maker!" she pointed accusingly. "Buuut I’m happy to see you, too! I missed you!" even though he made it rain chocolate again.

[yourlorddiscord]

fine, you got me. Winter is actually lactose intolerant. 

[yourlorddiscord]

Mouse I see you following me

-an eye ball fell out of the back of his head and rolled away-

[milklotus]

[yourlorddiscord]

-farts-

[peojade-migrated-blog]

Replace every one of the vowels in your URL with O

[mackenziemack]

onsonoty-poggy

[thatonewiththeponytail]

thotonowoththoponotool

[theletterwsarseflap]

tholottorwsorsoflop

[coinincident-deactivated11302017]

coononcodont

[yourlorddiscord]

ooorlorddoscord

[yourlorddiscord]

Shakes the dust off