“My Donkey, My Lover & I″
At Sea in the Cevennes.
“My Donkey, My Lover and I” is a French comedy (“Antoinette dans les Cevennes”) set in the hilly Cevennes region of France along the trail made famous by Robert Louis Stevenson in “Travels with A Donkey in The Cevennes” (1879). It stars Laure Calamy, the prolific French actress recently a star of the hugely successful “Call My Agent”, where she plays ditsy and star-crossed Noemie LeClerc to great affect and acclaim. The attempt by director Caroline Vignal to reprise that character in this 97 minute feature is disastrous. The Noemie LeCerc character thrives surrounded by the formidable Call my Agent ensemble but here Calamy is left to talk to a donkey and all opportunities to introduce other characters are passed by. The premise of the film is that Antoinette (Calamy) is a school mistress who follows her married lover and his family when they go on the Stevenson trail over a long weekend. This could have been a rollicking Canterbury Tales road movie with encounters with many characters, classic wife and lover encounters and maybe some farce, but despite meeting lots of potential characters also taking the trip during overnights along the route she never really engages with any of them. Her main conversational companion, Patrick the donkey, unsurprisingly never replies. The dialogue is sparse, the plot – what there is – is predictable. She reveals her entire story to the first group she meets hence removing any potential for later revelation, her lover comes across as someone you wouldn’t follow into the kitchen let alone to the Cevennes and the whole enterprise seems uncertain whether it is trying to be a Drama or a Comedy. It is not Ms Calamy’s fault that she cannot carry the entire film with monologues and shrieks. The two or three interesting characters we do meet – the two inn keepers and a passing motor cyclist, appear only briefly. This is director Vignal’s second feature and follows three shorts and two TV films. She also wrote the screenplay. Sadly she shoots it like cinema films used to be shot, so there are very few close ups, action plays out in meandering long shots, you could make tea in the pauses in the dialogue and the sound track and shot composition lack any imagination. When so many people now watch films on small screens and TVs these seem bizarre decisions, throwing away the chance to create and vary pace with editing. The camerawork is mundane and more a recording of events than a creative endeavour. For her many fans from “Call My Agent” this looks like a major mis-step for Laure Calamy. Such a waste of effort and money. Let’s at least hope someone calls her agent for another series of that excellent TV show.













