may

27.04.18 - i held halsey’s hand

[helsinkiaznyugate]

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[verygaygirlfriendfoxmulder-deac]

me whenever a drawing doesnt go my way: that’s it. i lost all talent. i’m no longer able to make art. i peaked. this is it. this is the end of days

[dokelsss]

[sggk]

you’re all out here vilifying frankenstein’s monster as if you too haven’t longed for love and acceptance and finding that denied to you sworn revenge on your creator . like come on . time to grow up

[satansonmyside]

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

[philtea]

sunshine!

[dragon-gendered]

[becausebirds]

Playing fetch with an emu.

[fruitsgardens]

this is the fiunniest Ffcuking thing i ve ever fuckin g seen

[famousflowerof-manhattan]

Oh my god??

[followt4ebreath]

[rapeculturerealities]

original link to article here

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

More on this here.

“One of Pagourtzis’ classmates who died in the attack, Shana Fisher, “had 4 months of problems from this boy,” her mother, Sadie Rodriguez, wrote in a private message to the Los Angeles Times on Facebook. “He kept making advances on her and she repeatedly told him no.”

Pagourtzis continued to get more aggressive, and she finally stood up to him and embarrassed him in class, Rodriguez said. “A week later he opens fire on everyone he didn’t like,” she wrote. “Shana being the first one.”“

[rapeculturerealities]

[twodotsknowwhy]

She wasn’t his ex-girlfriend. She was a girl he stalked and harassed after she turned him down. There’s a really, really big difference between the two

[thebootydiaries]

me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste

mom: finish the one you have sweetie

me: it's empty

mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*

[tsunglasses]

[bospaladin]

Anfnajjrmwlqjfkwifjiwkdnslb

[unlimitedgoats]

WHAT.

[catchymemes]

[gahdamnpunk]

I’M DEAD AFSHGASJHJHA

[no-chill-at-all]

[nanajitter]

ok but, that’s p much exactly what it is lmao

[no-chill-at-all]

Chaos mode: For when you need your meat joints really hot really fast

[mystery-moose]

I’m sorry I’m still losing my mind that a microwave has a button marked CHAOS DEFROST

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *tries to go to bed at a reasonable time*

Me: ah yes

Me: 4am

Me: perfect