[grox]

A fruit fly is a little messenger of god born to fly into your mouth and deliver 1 calory to you

[non-bird-nary]

ACTUAL BUGS BUG RACE

🐜 (ANT)

🐞 (LADYBUG)

🐝 (BEE)

🦋 (BUTTERFLY)

🪳 (ROACH)

🪲 (BEETLE)

🦗 (CRICKET)

🕷️ (SPIDER)

🦟 (MOSQUITO)

🐛 (CATERPILLAR)

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[selenevassos]

i have a beanie on my dashboard but the reflection just kinda makes it look like the autism creature is standing in in the near distance

[markodragic]

my 2022 highlight was when a guy was driving me home after a date and his phone was playing songs on youtube thru the aux on autoplay BUT he was also using it as a satnav so we had to just cope with whatever song came on. anyway we listened to the isolated vocals for "eye of the tiger" in silence because neither of us acknowledged it and it got to a certain point where it would be even weirder if one of us did say something

/edit: I realise a text post doesn't even do it justice, it went exactly like this

[likeholyfire]

fat uncut leaking cock. you agree. reblog.

[acidhues]

[erikgroeniger-deactivated202506]

[sharpibees]

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Failure]

[animentality]

[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

[duncebento]

[maxknightley]

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

[maxknightley]

romantic and sexual partner.

[thickness-protection-program]

[weatherdotpng]

it’s because you’re always in that damn time loop

[weatherdotpng]

it’s because you’re always in that damn time loop

[weatherdotpng]

it’s because you’re always in that damn time loop

[squidsoupofficial]

I love seeing people adopt phrases I say like yes say my words boy

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

hey. do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches

[apas-95]

why were you on wanting to fuck me island? 🤨📸

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[bakugou-kacchan]

why were you at mad at me island

[milkliliez]

am i in love if the thought “i would let him pee on me” crosses my mind

[turing-tested]

the worst part about washing dishes is having to jack off all the silverware

[turing-tested]

shout to all of my friends who supported and encouraged me to make this post despite my reservations ♥️