i only bite the hand that feeds on weekends

[yourmostexhilatratedvocalist]

If you're seeing this, I'm dead and this is being plastered all over Draag to explain why The Grand Immortal Dictators 'blorbos' have been executed, or you got lucky and found this blog before they could.

If luck is on your side then please.

I don't want to die. Not until I know whats going up. Not until I know why me and my bandmates survived for so long. Not until I know why I have meaning, and so many others dont.

This is between you, me, and the rest of this website. All I can hope is The Grand Immortal Dictator doesn't know how a tumble works...

For all our sakes.

mod here hi hello!!!

Please imagine me as being some form of terrified trembling creature of social awkwardness. i am not good at social interaction.i will also probably be out of character alot, im still new to the lore side of the fandom.

uhh other important stuff im 18 now!!!! which is terrifying. kids eat your vegetables. I saw mcr n1 Wembley sitting, and that’s what made me want to make a rp account. a very Ooc one.

I will 100% be very out of character. I do like the black parade but due to a condition which effects the processing of my words i may struggle to sound as Gerard as well. Gerard. We can call it brain damage due to a lack of oxygen from being killed so often.

differences in responses along with probable brain damage can also be linked to medication dosages. also i am very scared of tagging people. Ty to everyone who deals with my awkwardness

I am not ignoring your asks- I just have memory problems and forget to answer them and may take a few days

[mousewithdelusionsofgrandeaur]

THE RULES:

Families of 4 and under are expected to aplaud for 30 seconds at a time only. Any family or gathering of 5 or more members can only snap fingers and hoot, clapping or hollering of any kind is strictly prohibited.

No weapons, dental tools or otherwise.

Please do not throw hair

Fight only when fought upon. Non-combat is discouraged in all areas.

No touching!

All feet must be covered from sight with foot coverings of some kind.

Run slowly (when possible).

Fun having is mandatory. Mandatory fun is healthy for the mind

No time for bad times, unless timing is bad, whereas make time feel worse and so forth and so on.

Give more than you have. Take what has been given only.

Only sing along when unsure of the correct lyrics.

[yourmostexhilatratedvocalist]

дɔѻѻц ! ( hello ! )

— @bassistofdraag

Mikey?

you don’t have to speak it. it’s safe. the ones who want to hurt us dont see this often enough to harm us for speaking. are they keeping you safe? have you seen Frank yet? I wasn’t sure if they were keeping you and him together..

[theofficialbabygentleman]

uncle baby time

There is so much Love in my heart for my Friends and Family and my Family friends and my Mutual Friends, Mama raised me with So much Love❤️ I Love Uncle Baby Time I love you uncle mikey🙂

[yourmostexhilatratedvocalist]

( im seeing these draag rp accounts 👀 does a lltbp mikey one exist already.. if not i might make one.. )

//DO IT !!! I don’t think there’s one in the current draagverse my gees in

[yourmostexhilatratedvocalist]

The tags in the age thing... wthdym sex hospital?! What is happening at moat?!

//answering ooc because i cannot explain sex hospital as mev- its more or less just a nickname for moat i think due to the probable sex (i mean depending on what side of tumblr your on sex is just dissecting a guy and eating his organs), that takes place and hospital because the reconditioning. by fuck i wish i was there /j

[infectiouspiss]

all i can do is bark..... frank

[yourmostexhilatratedvocalist]

How old are you? You act like a child but in sure you must be an adult

the last card they gave me said 49…so 49?

[yourmostexhilatratedvocalist]

no. I will not wait ☺️

WAIT FAH IM SUPPOSED TO NOT BE CANNIBALISING PPL ANYMORE GOSH DARN IT

umm…sorry? uhhh…

if you don’t tell the others you can have some of my fish okay? but keep it between you and me. so neither of us get in trouble.

[theofficialbabygentleman]

MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOUUUCCHHH YEEEEEEOOOOUUUUUUCH MAMA STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STOP THIS MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YYEEEOOOUUUUCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[yourmostexhilatratedvocalist]

Sylvia said vestibular stimulation is good for a babies development:(

[yourmostexhilatratedvocalist]

IM GINNA BITE UR SPIIIINNEEE

why do you announce? can you at least wait until I am dead again? it hurts less being canniblised dead.

[yourmostexhilatratedvocalist]

We see all. You and your parade's petty attempts to escape are futile. When you are at your lowest, remember we are in the crowd.

Watching.

-@we-are-the-gentlemen

I…ive never seen you before? How long have you been watching? and we know we’re not escaping. have you not seen what happens at the end? not this show. not next. but soon we will. somehow.

[yourmostexhilatratedvocalist]

No not literal tension, emotionally.

Maybe you do need a bit more knowledge of the real world

tension can come emotionally? how do you do that?

[yourmostexhilatratedvocalist]

Rumors has it that Marianne is jealous of you.🤫🤫🤫

From the gossipiest nurse you know

Why?

last i checked she isnt the one being given these pills and forced to kill her friends. last I checked she isnt being kept solitary from her family. last I checked her sibling is at least able to talk to her.

[yourmostexhilatratedvocalist]

Mama

my baby! oh my baby, my baby, oh my baby!!!! mama misses you very much:(

[yourmostexhilatratedvocalist]

[clerk-official]

How does it feel knowing mev technically has your heart?🖤

While I do appreciate mev, I kind of need it back. Hard to live without it.

[yourmostexhilatratedvocalist]

it makes an excellent stressball!

[clerk-official]

You could've atleast returned it for my come-back-to-life-again procedure. It's hard to get heart donors!

[yourmostexhilatratedvocalist]

it won’t happen again! probably. i dont think they’d want me to hurt you like that again.

[clerk-official]

...I hope not. It hurt.

[yourmostexhilatratedvocalist]

i’m sorry. they make me do it. i dont want to hurt you. i promise. im sorry.