Sissy Cum Eater

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[delightfulpuppycupcake]

[percyhoneybee]

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

[gender-euphowrya]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES thanks for the tip karkat

[dwasylyshen]

My wife just did this and has been running around the house screaming “IM A FUCKING GODDESS”

[indie-idiosyncrasies-deactivate]

Its true, I have been.

[sissy-girl-wannabe-deactivated2]

[yourmysissydreams]

bdsmlr come on

It really sucks that this website is shitting the bed right when they have the perfect opportunity to take over. Time to get the funding and upgrade servers asap guys, this is a business investment you can’t afford to lose

also search yourmysissydreams on bdsmlr to follow if you can get the search function to work

[yourmysissydreams]

Lmao what a failure

Couldnt even delete porn properly, its still everywhere, all you did was get rid of my square and blog header. 

[yourmysissydreams]

If you’re going to submit sissy pics, atleast have the courtesy to shave

like seriously, its step 1

[yourmysissydreams]

cute sissy submission

[yourmysissydreams]

Its been a good run

I don’t actually have anywhere else I host stuff besides my fetlife account. If you want to follow me on fetlife message me and I’ll give the link. Its sad that tumblr decided to kill its platform but I guess thats 2018 for you. How long until uncovered heads and ankles are indecent tumblr? Sad that it comes to this

[yourmysissydreams]

5K COMING UP

What should I do to celebrate 5k? :)

[yourmysissydreams]

If tumblr purges me then rip in peace, its been fun but Im not restarting lol

[sissyguru2-deactivated20190609]

[feminineboybutts]

Butt

[fabiorob]

[yourmysissydreams]

Did You have a Boyfriend? You Look so nice Like Your Body and Pics. When was Your Last orgasm

Nope, I don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend so the position is wide open (like something else ;3). I unfortunately have virtually no time to find a relationship between being a full time student and working. :( But thanks for the compliments! And last orgasm was probably a few weeks ago, I rarely masturbate to completion, and almost always edge or deny myself :)

[yourmysissydreams]

its gone

well tumblr finally did it

they deleted the video with 30k notes that probably made my channel

rip

probably gonna try and reupload lol

[sissyspermdump-deactivated20180]

[jackraidenlol]

Really wish i could upload this full video (it has squishy noises and me moaning) but tumblr bans videos. Oh well 🙄