Your Retard In Tinfoil

24 Male England Fitness

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Agree?😂

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Always posing

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The worst

The worst position to be in, is she you’re both in love but it’s not the right time. You can’t be together yet, but it’s hurts everyday trying to be friends. Seeing them and not being about to call them yours, even though it’s what you both want. That’s the worst

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#notallheroswearcapes found this little beauty of a #dog running around town with a lead on and no owner in sight, after 25 minutes of trying to get her, by using my charming ways with the female gender, I caught her and luckily she had a tag, she’s now safe and sound at home in time for #christmas

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french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

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Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

[piedude]

Irish recipes:

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A wonderful little buy. Vampire diaries making me want bourbon so bad, and this is a taste explosion!

[yourretardintinfoil]

This is definitely going to be me! #dadgoals #johncena #bodyslam

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😏💪🏻 #deadlifts #chill

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At times very accurate #imfine #handlingit #sheep #helicopterfish

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Ashley Nocera and I just trained on the same cable

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You're a big shot now 😉

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😢 #boo #kitty #monstersinc #sully

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👌🏻 #boobs #kitten

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#EU #hoodies

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Angry sex is always great sex!

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#iwish

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5 posts club! I am a super star.

[cutegorl]

it’s not friday yet 🙃

[bratgrrl-deactivated20160329]

eyebrows on FLEEK

[cutegorl]

GAH thank you love

[jessicaanicoleexo]

I’m so sure I already reblogged this but you just look so stunning I can’t help but to again 😻💜

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Killing that smile! 😍