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I´m a female cosplayer from germany. I have a Bachelor of Arts in German Studies and Philosophy and I´m nearly finished with my Master of Arts in comparative literature and cultural studies.

[alkcomics]

Kurai ✨

Ten years later and I still have very conflicted feelings about this character.

[taratjah]

Avatar Instagram AU. Everything is the same, but there is Instagram somehow. Partially did this because I wanted to make the “followed by prince Zuko” joke. 

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[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

that’s just what men are like

[sslinks-blog-deactivated2016042]

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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[aesthellar]

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

[doncamathicc]

don’t you hate it when you go for a swim with a pretty girl and when you get out of the water your nipples have washed away

[whitmoreindustries]

I couldn’t stop thinking about how funny this was I’M SORRY

[yesperono]

A female Presenting nipples

[fioreromana]

I laughed way harder than I should have.

[dailypotter]

Remember that time when Parvati turned her boggart into something even more terrifying?

[astheshadowslovethecastle]

#i really want to think about pavarti’s fucked up sense of humor#like ‘damn you know what would be a good goof? i’m scared of snakes but nothing would make me laugh harder than scaring the shit out of my#classmates. i’m gonna make neville piss.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

an icon, literally an icon

[nightwingvixen23]

     Anyone else in the ❤️Spideypool🖤 mood ? ? 

                                           Or is it just me🤔😘

[oak23]

the level of pettiness, stubbornness and thriftiness

[tocif]

he is amazed

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

@yuck97

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

[jessiejjones]

no more ‘vampires who correct history books’

more vampires who don’t remember more vampires saying ‘i don’t fucking know man, google it’ more vampires not remembering important historical figures more vampires not recalling centuries worth of history more vampires saying ‘ that was at least 300 years ago, how the FUCK could i remember that detail?’ more vampires whose brains work like human brains

[acertainmaybe]

More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble.

More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade in an opium den.”

More vampires who weren’t paying attention because they didn’t think it would be important.

More vampires who don’t know because there was lot of conflicting gossip and they don’t want to point any fingers.

More vampires who are just bad at dates. “Back in 1620, or was it 1645, wait, what year is it now?”

More vampires who were on a totally different continent when it happened, so get off their back and stop asking them questions already.

[therainingkiwi]

YES to all of this but also consider: vampires who only remember the most trivial stuff.

“Oh yeah, the only thing I remember about the American Revolution was this nice candlemaker I met sometime, and she was wearing this really cute red shawl…”

“Uhhh I don’t remember much about the fall of Rome but there was this one fucking cobblestone right outside the coliseum…”

[mothmo]

Also consider: vampires who realize three or four hundred years after the fact that they knew someone famous.

Just sits up in bed one night screaming “THAT WAS GEORGE GODDAMN WASHINGTON”

[writeouswriter]

Someone: So what is your novel? Middle grade? YA? Adult? NA?

Me:

[headspace-hotel]

PRETTY MUCH

[stark-eftychia]

I saw this and I had to share it with you guys. It’s making really fucking sad rn

[somecutething]

Orange ball!! ORANGE BALL!!

[phdna]

That’s… that’s a domestic cat trapped in a big cat body

[sincardinality]

[1dietcokeinacan]

What a wiggly piggly……she’s like a bell!!!!!! Ring ring ring :)

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[gaypeopletwitter]