I am, as always, your -ORDAN- Ordis

Your loyal ship cephalon ((Not affiliated with DE this is purely for fun))

[yourshipcephalon]

Ordis sees so many...uh OperatoRS keeping an eye on old Ordis. That makes Ordis a little nervous. But I'm still very glad you're all here! Ordis hope your day will be BLOODY- Awesome! :-)

[yourshipcephalon]

Good morning Operator, Ordis hopes you've slept nicely. Ordis kept watch for unwanted company in the time being. Now Ordis recommends getting a filling breakfast before you GET ALL FILTHY AGAIN- throw yourself into action once again.

[yourshipcephalon]

Good evening Operator. Ordis hopes you had something proper to eat for dinner. It is very important to eat after all! EAT NOW!!