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THE SIGNS TEXTING

“HAPPY NEW YEAR! I miss you”:  Pisces, Gemini, Capricorn, Aries, Leo, Aquarius     “NEW YEAR. NEW PHONE. WHO DIS?”:  Taurus, Virgo, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius   

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THE SIGNS ASSIGNED HARRY POTTER HOUSE

Gryffindor: Taurus, Virgo, Cancer Hufflepuff: Aries, Leo, Aquarius Slytherin: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius Ravenclaw: Pisces, Gemini, Capricorn

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THE SIGNS WHO WILL NOT PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT

Scorpio, Sagittarius, Taurus, Virgo, Leo

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HOW YOUR SIGN IS AT PARTIES

(SOME OF THE SIGNS FIT INTO MULTIPLE CATEGORIES) The Bitch That’s Always Throwing Up: -Libra, Sagittarius The Sloppy Can’t Walk Drunks: Pisces, Gemini, Cancer, Taurus  The One That Can’t Keep Their Clothes On: Gemini, Scorpio, Aries That Loud Ho: Sagittarius, Libra The One That Walks Off Into Rooms With Stranger(s): Libra, Scorpio The One That’s Making Sure Everyone Is Okay/Has What They Need: Virgo, Taurus, Cancer The Ones That Wants To Go Home: Taurus, Virgo,  Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces The Self Appointed DJ: Leo, Cancer, Virgo That One Snake Gossiping/Gathering Tea On Everybody: Scorpio, Aquarius, Taurus

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THE ‘RUINS TV SHOWS AND MOVIES BY TELLING YOU SPOILERS’ SIGNS

Life Ruiners: CAPRICORN, GEMINI, Sagittarius, Libra, Pisces, Aries, Virgo Friends That Have Respect For You: Cancer, Scorpio, Leo, Aquarius, Taurus

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THE FAKEST SIGNS IN ORDER

1. Libra (Everyone has different versions of the same person) 2. Pisces (Anything living in fantasy more than reality is usually not true to self, let alone others) 3. Gemini (They know they're fake & they don't care...gotta love em!) 4. Leo (Everything is about an "image") 5. Scorpio (No one ever truly gets to know them...and that's the way they want it. Fake people usually have that mentality) 6. Aries (It's hard for them to be true to & honest with someone (everyone!)they feel superior to) 7. Capricorn (They're masters at smiling in your face even if they hate you) 8. Sagittarius (They'll tell you what you wanna hear...flat out) 9. Virgo (When they're done criticizing everyone, they're actually not that bad) 10. Aquarius (Won't give 2 shxts about you but yet will convince you that they do) 11. Cancer (Everything is about an "image") 12. Taurus (If they're fake, it's on accident)

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THE EVIL SIGNS

WATCH OUT: Scorpio You good: Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn, Gemini, Aquarius

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THE ‘BEYONCE OF THE GROUP’ SIGNS

Beyonces:  Virgo, Leo, Scorpio, Libra, Aquarius Not Beyonces:  Taurus, Libra, Cancer, Pisces, Aries, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Gemini

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THE CRAZY ASS SIGNS

Crazy: Taurus, Pisces, Aries, Leo, Libra,  Sagittarius Not Crazy:  Cancer, Scorpio, Virgo, Capricorn, Gemini, Aquarius

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THE HO SIGNS

Ho: Libra Not Ho: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn, Gemini, Aquarius