Basement

[filmgifs]

PROJECT HAIL MARY dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller, 2026

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[texaschainsawmascara]

Megan Fox, ‘08

[devilstarr]

megan woman

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gallusrostromegalus]

Tags by @rabbiteclair

#i've hand cranked an lgbt sausage or two

[yoursneakyburrito]

Hey look, they made a modern adaptation of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gallusrostromegalus]

Tags by @rabbiteclair

#i've hand cranked an lgbt sausage or two

[yoursneakyburrito]

Hey look, they made a modern adaptation of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street!

[ampervadasz]

[summerash17]

Advanced maneuvers

[hoodiegal]

Schmovement

[yoursneakyburrito]

Smoothment

[calkestis]

the BONK meets the CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANK

THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT | Chapter 5: Return of the Mandalorian THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU (2026)

[yoursneakyburrito]

Skywalker Sound just know how to make music.

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[yoursneakyburrito]

And they be like: "Ha, what a page turner that was! I didn't know black on white could make me feel this way." And it's just an unskippable cutscene of the landscape.

[perfectfeelings]

“We just got to accept that some people can only be in our hearts, not in our lives.”

— Kathy B.

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[flightstalling]

An explanation.

[jones-friend]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[feniczoroark]

;-;

[corillion]

Anyone crying over this needs to think about how insufferable a dragon raised by a seagull would be

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[yoursneakyburrito]

[justafortunateson]

[paralol]

HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DYING THAT MUCH HAIR 

HOW MUCH HAIR DYE WOULD YOU NEED 

[d-o-llf-a-ce]

We are going to say it takes 3 containers for a foot of hair, along with the thickness of her hair. Takig in those that factor along with the fact that Rapunzel’s hair is approx. 70 feet (canonically), that makes 70 x 3 =

210

She would need 210 containers of hairdye.

[themagentacolor]

That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

[alexandragrace]

Well hair die costs $6.99 at Walmart. Let’s round that up to $7.00. So multiply 210 containers by 7 dollars and you get $1,470.

It would cost her around $1,500 to die all her hair blue

[mortaljpg]

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one this is great

[yoursneakyburrito]

Dye Hard, 1988 - Action/Thriller starring Rapunzel

[emziess]

Rocky + Movement Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[rylandsgrace]

Project Hail Mary (2026) + Letterboxd reviews

[sunny-sourzii]

They make me sick btw

[emziess]

She slammed her fist on the table. “I don’t care who wants to go. I care who’s most qualified! Dr. Grace, I’m sorry, but you are going on that mission. I know you’re afraid. I know you don’t want to die. But you’re going.” - Page 428 - I’m not some intrepid explorer who nobly sacrificed his life to save Earth. I’m a terrified man who had to be literally dragged kicking and screaming onto the mission. I’m a coward. - Page 431 - “Stop,” I say. Whenever I think about my impending death, I think about Rocky instead. He must have a sense of hopelessness right now. I’m coming, buddy. - Page 496

Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller @pscentral​ event 49: Literature & 2026 COLOR CHALLENGE: May color: red | challenge: Try your hand at blending ((Ins//po))

[yoursneakyburrito]

To doing the right thing *raises glass*