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Napping together is an important part of a relationship

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They say you can’t buy happiness but my antidepressants aren’t free…

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gay, engaged, cyber-bullied, gay, ho, girls still obsess over him, incest, sexter, pregnant, who?

I JSUT CRIED

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PISSING MYSELF

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iwontdancenetwork

Once I was 7 years old…Telling a story through movement

“7 YEARS” by Lukas Graham | Kyle Hanagami Choreography

DANCERS | Haley Fitzgerald & Guero Charles

Link to the full video!

victorpopejr

So I was drunk on snapchat last night crying

ruinedchildhood

2 time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill.

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They’re going to try and kill him.

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He’s probably already dead

sloppyslimyeggss

BOOOOOST THIS

rlyhigh

YOOOOO

rlyhigh

seriously guys boost this

I don’t care if it looks ugly on your blogs THIS COULD POSSIBLY SAVE LIVES

africanaquarian

Nigerians are about to save the world

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Governments are gonna kill this guy.

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his name is Maduike Ezeibe, a professor at the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State. this is huge

nonwhiteteethteens

The world won’t get serious about this unless a post goes viral and that’s sad af You rather talk about a vine video or popular culture ok that’s fine and all but there’s a cure for HIV/Aids and america is lying There is a cure for HIV/Aids and no one will spread the news for those who are diagnosed with it, so that THE WORLD COULD WAKE TF UP There is hope for those who have been diagnosed with a disease that may have given them 20 or so years to live For the first time in the history of the world there’s is a possible preventative cure for one of the most deadliest viral diseases

elecocochoco

The problem with HIV is that this virus is extremely fast in evolving and that means it becomes resistant to a certain temporary cure in a brief time.

That said, if this man really found out a cure for this contemporary HIV version of the virus IT IS VITAL TO SPREAD IT NOW as the virus changes VERY QUICKLY

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Today, I fucked up... by sneezing while wiping my ass

This whole sequence of events took place in less than 10 seconds. Reflexes, fuck you.

There’s a short, but in this case crucial moment, between wiping your ass and dropping the paper in the toilet bowl.

As I was wiping my ass, I sneezed. A slimy drop of snot landed on my upper lip and instinctively I put the paper I was holding, on my nose to wipe it off. My body’s way of saying “WTF bro, you put shit on your nose” was instant puking, which landed on my hands and in my lap. Now, I’m standing up, screaming out my disgust, with pants around my ankles, shit on my face and puke all over. Wife comes banging on the door, wondering what’s wrong. My instant thought is “she must never know”. In my stress, I reach for the door to ensure it’s locked, so that she can’t make any rescue attempts. Of course I trip, fall face first on the door. This doesn’t calm my wife, but leaves vomit all over the door and a hurting nose, which I instinctively grab to acknowledge the pain. It’s all a mess, like taken from a xxx-rated version of Faulty Towers

Been spending the last half hour showering, cleaning the bathroom and making up half ass explanations to my wife.

I still smell the shit in my nose.

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