poison me daddy

genevieve she/her twenty-six new york infp aquarius

[bigtimerusharchive]

[c-bassmeow]

[epiphanies]

[louserz]

the idea of anyone having feelings for me is so abstract ?? like me … possibly DATING in the future ??? someone I like who likes me BACK ??? iconic

[illusioncanthurtme]

My last 2 brain cells if someone actually ends up liking me

[bitchycode]

[notmytmblr]

[susiethemoderator]

when you finally tell your parents why you have anxiety and depression

[toastbutteregg]

me with parents

[valtsv]

love is stored in the axolotl

[valtsv]

❤️💖💕 love is stored…in the axolotl! 💕💖❤️

[wolfwithafoxtail]

Respect girls who do not care about “virginity” because it’s a social construct.

Respect girls who want to save themselves to make their sexual debut a blockbuster with someone special.

Respect girls who don’t want sex at all.

Easy breezy.

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

[dreaming-shark]

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

[june-egbert-official]

“We see a wild lesbian being approached by a Dad. Their similar color schemes might allow some interaction and…ooh…ooh he’s approaching…”

“I’m a lesbian”

“hi A Lesbian…I’m Dad”

Marvelous.

[mcride]

All men who start reading u poetry on first date are high functioning CRACKHEADS

[sweaterwithpaintstains]

3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. toegther at 3 am.

[susielesbian]

don’t romanticize 3 am everyone should be in bed!!!! go to sleep bitch!!!!!

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via alyssemazakian)

[ninja-pyro]

He was 57 and the cause of his passing was A.L.S. (you know disease the ice bucket challenge was raising money for research)

[tanku-deactivated20150907]

still waiting for the 4DS where i will be physically transported into the realm of pokemon

[gddr6]

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

[anchovy]

My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this

[anchovy]

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