babe

i grew up was michaelfricks

[harryshouse]

BEAUTY PAPERS. COMING SOON.

[taylorswifh]

third day of italian quarantine: everything is closed, everyone is at home and so... WILD BOARS ARE IN MY TOWN WITH THEIR BABIES!!!! i’m laughing so hard

[awed-frog]

Clear water in Venice’s canals.

Dolphins near Sardinian harbours.

Ducks in Rome’s fountains.

Nature can still heal if we give it a fucking chance to.

[theradiostar]

next time you question a risky outfit choice think of what Harry Styles would want you to do

[beguilinglyandrogynous]

whitney houston was right. i wanna dance with somebody (who loves me).

[ilove2loveme]

[lovecrumbss]

Harry Styles for ‘Beauty Papers’.

[rob-pattinson]

HARRY STYLES Beauty Papers Magazine / 2020 › Behind The Scenes

[trashcanbees-deactivated2021021]

so apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually “severe psychological distress”

[o-kurwa]

No wonder Megan Markle wants to leave UK

[sweelcreature]

you say ‘what’s up?’, we say ‘VAS HAPPENIN?’ you say mcdonalds, we say NANDO’S. you say the beach, we say MALABAMI. you say junk food, we say CARROTS.  you say a pigeon, we say KEVIN! you say spoons, we say NO WAY! we are love. we are one. we are directioners <3

[sunfortune]

[medusabraids]

‪90s babies how do we feel about entering our 30s in this new decade?‬

[herbgerblin]

I’ve decided to be sexier in 2020. There will be with no actual effort on my part, l just intend to be perceived as such

[997]

in 2O2O yall better feel the rain on ur skin! NO ONE ELSE can feel it for u. period

[sleepy-domme]

Slutty in theory but not in practice

[harryshouse]

+

[buttpoems]

[s-gellar]

[mishasminions]

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

[misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

[lastseasonsloser-deactivated201]

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

[illogical-bullshit]

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 

[cartoongoblin]

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂