I want noodles

[lesbianshepard]

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

[etica]

[a-trex]

[kelgrid]

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

[kelgrid]

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

[kelgrid]

[cursedcatimages]

[fakehistory]

Vertebrates planning their invasion of land (358 million years ago, colorized)

[pizzabills]

LMAOO

[monique-hearteyes-deactivated20]

this is what flashes before my eyes right before i die

[versacethotty]

the greatest hits

[3o2pufgkhsd-deactivated20190403]

I’m just waiting for it to kick in (hasn’t taken anything)

[jaidasessence]

My last two (2) brain cells

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[ask-grabor-3-deactivated2026021]

Jack Black always goes this hard.

[catchymemes]

[sindri42]

guys holy fuck

So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?

This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.

[sindri42]

I call it the wristfucker.

[sindri42]

Jedi Feferi cosplay in progress.

[sindri42]

THIS IS STUPID

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

Wristfucker 2.0: fuck your whole family’s wrists.

[sindri42]

Pros: impenetrable defense leaves no way for your opponent to cut off your hand.

Cons: you have already cut off your whole arm and maybe impaled yourself.

[sindri42]

My finest creation.

[hentairobot]

[celebrity-pharmacist]

IS THAT LAST ONE WHAT I THINK IT IS

[shatterstag]

OHHHH MYYY H GODDDD

[a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202]

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

[twerkyvulture]

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

[cloudfreed]

me when im hungry

[afrodingus93]

Tony Hawk is a real one lol

[hardstoplucas1]

Zombie Apocalypse

[ghoulgoblin520]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]