Youtube Enthusiast

I'm loud, watch too much youtube and TV. Phil trash (she/her)

[postlitany]

Grunge Slytherin Minimalist

[champagnepuppies]

business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they don’t know you in your econ lecture on monday morning

[blacklodge2]

fuck with a psych major then

[champagnepuppies]

psych majors will do lsd with you and tell you that they’ve never felt as connected to anyone as they do to you in that moment and then as soon as their trip ends they will spend the rest of your relationship disappointed because they know they’ll never feel as strongly about you sober as they did while on acid and when you take notice of that and comment that they seem to be growing distant they will psychoanalyze you and claim that you just think that because you have abandonment issues stemming from early childhood trauma

[gaterade]

fuck with an art major then

[champagnepuppies]

art majors will nut on your back and hand you their paint rag to wipe it off with and then when you don’t return their calls the next day they’ll make a painting entitled Succubus. 2015 (oil and tears on canvas, 36" x 48")

[laterinthecaveoflesbians-deacti]

Fuck with a film major

[champagnepuppies]

film majors will invite you over to “watch a movie and chill” and you’ll assume he means watch the first five minutes of something on netflix before getting distracted and banging but no. he has a french new wave film set up for the two of you to actually watch and you don’t understand french but he refuses to put on subtitles because he feels it undermines the artistic integrity of the work. when the movie is over he’ll undress you but not to have sex, just to “admire” your body. also he inexplicably smells like cigarettes even though he doesn’t smoke

[sourpunchfuck]

i am so sorry for your unfortunate mishaps with multiple major fields

[postlitany]

Slytherin 

Libra 

INTP

[heyhanaan]

im amazing but im not for everybody

[animejebbush]

me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

[dan-howells]

[agust2]

dnp + halloween (6/?)

Dan and Phil play CAN YOUR PET?

[danielhowell]

smol pup does a heckin blop with big human @jiffpom

[gleekingonphil]

it’s called a blep ya fuk

[bluesneighbourhood]

TROYE???? ALIVE?????

[felsicgay-deactivated20200528]

Do you ever just really like a boy?

[ithurtsnotolaugh]

happy birthday @amazingphil 

[bellygangstaboo]

Reblog while you still can ;(

[weavemama]

Okay but what’s even more badass about Teen Vogue is that the editor in chief is a black woman. Her name is Elaine Welteroth and she is the second black woman to hold this title within the company and is also the youngest. So expect some more ugly truths to be told with Teen Vogue because they are not fucking around. There will be no sugar coating with them, there will be no “giving trump a second chance”, the editor-in-chief is a black woman and she will make sure this particular media outlet spits the truth. 

[estebanwaseaten]

(Lily’s also an editor at Teen Vogue.)

[thehorseisthewhiteoftheeyes-dea]

It’s so surreal that a fucking teen fashion magazine has become a bastion of honest journalism while most more “respectable” outlets are too obsessed with “hearing both sides” when one of the sides is spewing a load of bullshit. 

[quiet-curiosity]

Historically British Vogue during the 1920s - which was aimed at youth readers educated readers on the fashion of the mind, including psychology, political topics, as well as actual fashion. It also talked positively about same sex relationships - there is an article by Christopher Reed that talks about it. 

[feministologist]

I increasingly want to get a subscription to Teen Vogue

[youtubeandpuns]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she's hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that's a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of "multiculturalism" to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.

[winfieldblue]

[babil6]

[h0odrich]