Careful Ren,

That your personal interests do not interfere with orders from Leader Snoke. ~ I share mostly kylux, however I also share what interests me, actors I like, etcetera. Thanks for visiting, shoot me an ask. I won't force choke you...unless you're into that.

[floweryanarchy]

GREEK GOD AU cuz I’ve been brainrotted by Epic the musical lately and snapped at the chance to design these two

Gale the god of ambition

Astarion the god of justice (and vengeance oop-)

[potatocrisp]

I’ve had a bottle of wine and unfortunately this was the result

[biohazardvillage]

THE TEMPLE OF SACRED ASHES | RED LYRIUM

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Mexican Hot Chocolate Cookies

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[softwaring]

[riverwindphotography]

Amethystine Leaves

© riverwindphotography, August 2017

[thededfa]

Listen, maybe I can’t change the world, but I can pass eggs over the fence to my neighbor to save them a few dollars. I can cross the street and fix another neighbor’s cabinets. I can send my kid to the house next door with a can of tomato sauce they need and they’ll come back with a box of cocoa powder they weren’t going to use. We can leave our old furniture at the curb and one of us will drive by and pick it up to fix and sell or keep. I’ll plant a garden since I have the space and time and I’ll share what I can and I’ll get calls from someone else asking if I can use a crate of oranges.

I may not be able to change the world but I can do something

[notdayle]

The Addams family 1964 means a lot to me

also I’m notdayle on IG and on tiktok

[midnightmart]

happy new year. have some tigers i did for a client

kind reminder that commissions and requests are both open!

[remnantglow]

also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!

[remnantglow]

the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho

[raninburyy]

Iconic, what a mood.

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

Maiden mother crone

[patricianandclerk]

i wish i could still pickpocket in inquisition simply because i can’t describe to you the amount of obscene joy i would experience hearing the various witty, dry, furious, or amused responses my companions would retort with upon finding my hands in their pockets

[patricianandclerk]

Sera:

*giggling* Stop it! That tickles!

*loud laughter*

I used to know a girl who could pickpocket your underwear. Don’t try that on me!

[for F!Inquisitor] Now crook your fingers. *more giggling*

[patricianandclerk]

Solas:

There is nothing in my pockets for you!

Have you no restraint?

Show care with another man’s pockets. You might not like what you find there.

[elf!Inquisitor with high approval] *resignedly* Lethallin…

Varric:

If you want to touch my chest hair, just ask. You don’t have to pretend to be reaching for my pockets.

What, no “please”?

Merchants’ Guild has already been in touch: my pockets are empty.

Dorian:

My dear [wo/man], at least get some wine in me first.

I do hope this is a precursor to something more fun than thievery. 

Enjoying yourself?

Vivienne:

*sternly* No.

[further attempts are not possible]

Cassandra:

Ah!

Inquisitor, please, this is dishonourable!

This is not befitting the Herald of Andraste.

[patricianandclerk]

The Iron Bull:

What, looking for a handle?

Tell me what you’re looking for, boss, maybe I can give you directions.

Aren’t you gonna even try to distract me?

[romanced] *playfully* Angling for a punishment later, huh?

Leliana:

*soft laugh* I can give you some pointers, if you want.

*chuckle* Maybe practice on someone else first. 

[if HOF was a rogue] You know, you remind me of… Never mind.

Josephine:

Inquisitor, everything I have of value is in my desk.

*sigh* I wish you’d be more subtle.

If you are going to pickpocket, you should learn to pick your targets.

Cullen:

Um, what are you doing?

Can I help you?

*flustered* Really? Again!?

Blackwall:

*laughing* Take care I don’t slap your hands.

You take care no one else catches you at that.

Fishing for loose change, eh?

Cole:

What are you doing?

Is there something in there?

Varric says getting caught stealing is wrong. [Inquisitor: Don’t you just mean, “Stealing is wrong”?] No…

[56456546gfgf-deactivated2021111]

Kate Beckinsale as Anna Valerious in Van Helsing, 2004 Director: Stephen Sommers

[sambucky-stupidity-deactivated2]

has this been done yet?

[a-yoda-a-day]

pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

[a-yoda-a-day]

Oh my god do not reblog this post if you are actually horny. What is wrong with you

[dexer-von-dexer]

[sunflowerbutch]

nothing will remind you that eating is good and okay like fantasy books will. “and that night in the valley they brought out the best plum cake and sweet cream, trout and turnips roasted over the fire, mead and goatsmilk and fresh cold water from the spring-“ and it’s like yeah dude you’re absolutely right. then sometimes it’s like “as he slept that night in the woods, he sorely missed the valley, where they brought out the best plum cake-“ and it’s like man that sucks i’ll have some seconds in his honor

[melissonomos]

adding tags from @mullet-o

which are a poem unto themselves

[spacedewey]

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

[chubbyangel666]