idk Man, I Dont Work Here

Australian | any pronouns | call me Ace

[ozempicofficial]

[gayshitanddadjokes]

[pixelartpeach]

Hey do you guys remember when Google worked. Do you. Do you remember when it worked better than the Tumblr search function.

[jv]

Once more, Tumblr ends winning by just being there and doing nothing

[livingfandomly]

Going from “bob is looking at their memories and is going to use them against each character later” to “omg bob saw those memories and realised he’s not alone at all and there are other people in the world who he could actually relate to” was wild coz I didn’t expect it until I was already crying.

[not-from-mars]

love to see doctor who going back to its roots (the doctor's human companion has to step in to stop the doctor from straight up killing a man)

[melthedestroyer]

there’s a big difference between “i’m sad because a character i was emotionally invested in was killed off” and “this character’s death served no purpose, was used for shock value, and is the product of bad writing and i’m upset about that”

[melthedestroyer]

[segamascott]

[stupittmoran]

[captain-price-officially]

[beastlyidiocy]

new least favourite animal discovered. WHAT THR FUCK.

[beastlyidiocy]

it appears i am causing a scene in the hartebeest community. im sorry but your guy looks like he was in a cartoon and he got 2 cymbals crashed against the side of his head its sad but its true.

[skyspants]

Most guy of all time. What the crap

[wizardarchetypes]

being an extremely light sleeper who doesn't go to bed until 3-4 am so no matter where i live my roommates & friends say stuff like, "wake us up if the tornado sirens go off, "wake us up if the tsunami sirens go off," "wake us up if that bear comes back by camp,"

when people say these things i can't help but feel i'm satisfying my evolutionary purpose as night guard. it's just easier now than it would've been for me 10,000 years ago bc i have a flashlight and a weather app.

[wizardarchetypes]

I'm a fisher price Rescue Heroes action figure

[prokopetz]

Character with performance-enhancing cybernetic implants which they received involuntarily for Plot reasons and which cause them all sorts of weird side effects, and at the end they decide to "take back their life", framed so as to strongly imply that they mean going back to being a baseline human, but then in the epilogue they show up with completely different implants with even weirder side effects.

[depsidase]

[jevisms]

💁

[endophagia-moved]

[snumelhp]

[thenyanguardparty]

buses are limited by having to move through car traffic. with your help i will fix this

[yurinullification]

[trans4trans]

[smegmafactory4prez]

At this point it's both cheaper and healthier to just do amphetamines

[storm-of-the-swarm]

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

[robertreich]

What’s really occurring is an attack on the American mind. Ignorance is the handmaiden of tyranny.