When in doubt, Saunas @yoyogiboysareclueless - Tumblr Blog

I was in charge of this sweet barista for Another Eidos. Please enjoy! ☕️❤️

The clarification that Yoritomo is only 5'8" WITH the shoes on is so real. Sometimes they give in-universe responses for these like Gabriel refusing to give out her weight, so you know Yoritomo's ass was refusing to take off his shoes because he didn't want people to know that he's more like 5'7" and whoever was taking the measurements felt some type of way about it.

yoyogiboysareclueless

I can picture Yoritomo's brother making fun of him being short and how he's given him the nickname of "Little General"

justlarkin

These height and weight reveals are always the most devastating and gratifying experience. What do you mean Horus is like 5'5"? He can't be that short. What about my size kink? There is no size kink if there’s no size difference between them my catboy child. They didn't consider my size kink. Don't they know everything is about my wants? They need to fix this. I'm going to cry and throw up.

Fuxi is 6'4" and that's why he's the goat. I still don't want to fuck you though, big brother 🫶 I'm sorry.

Onyankopon being 6'4" and Hephaestus being 6'5" and these big ass grown men still want to be treated like babies. Pulling up to the restaurant and asking to seated for 1 adult and 3 kids with these big fucks standing behind you. Grown ass men calling you "Momma" and "Daddy" when they look like they bench press you. Exquisite.

yoyogiboysareclueless

Yoritomo and Tez looming over Horus because they're the superior big bros to gremlins to society and nature.

wobinofylisse

Happy pride month to those that celebrate

fuzzylynx

Closed! Thank you all so much! I'll delete this in an hour to keep my tables organized! I will only open 3 slots to pay the internet bill (it is due tomorrow, so I will prioritize immediate payment!) Pose of choice Any species Any genre The sketches will be like this example, first delivering a dirtier one to confirm the pose and expression and then a clean one as the finale!

wobinofylisse

Keep your werewolves safe this year

"I'll keep you nice and safe in here little guy, as long as you don't mind being a bit stickier for a while that is~"

Art is by Sillywerwolf and that's my Lion boy Greg and his sona :3

You can find more of his stuff on bluesky, furaffinity and telegram along with the uncensored version of this in the next few days.

You can also check out my fa page too if you like

fuzzylynx

Only two slots available!

Feel free to ask any questions you may have

fuzzylynx

ONLY 2 SLOTS Due to an incident with my dog eating my cat's food bag, I'm opening two slots with a small discount, payment must be made today (or my cat will hate me) ºAny specie ºAny gender