Why am I doing this

blah 

[yoyukine-blog]

Isn't your god, like, you know, the best god ever?? Right, Yuki-kun? *nudge nudge*

@spreadyatoism

[yoyukine-blog]

Dogs or cats? Fave animals?

Have you SEEN the way dogs light up when you come through the door? They’re just happy to see you, and you haven’t done anything. Makes you feel special. It’s nice to feel depended on.Cats though. I connect with them on a deeper level. It takes more work to get them to trust you, but when you get there, you feel like the most important person in the world.

[yoyukine-blog]

Why do you know about Showa porn practices

Would you look at that. Dang tumblr bots ate that message in my inbox.

[yoyukine-blog]

Yo Yukine got any hip slang words to teach yo boi Yato

I tried.

And he keeps making up new ones.All the freaking time.

[yoyukine-blog]

(headcanon: Yato reblogs cute animal videos incessantly.)

[yoyukine-blog]

(I thought I’d be reasonable and space out all of these answers by throwing them in my queue, but no - tumblr doesn’t let you do that. So instead, enjoy this flood of responses. I’ll try to space them out better next time >_>;;)

[yoyukine-blog]

If you had another power you could add to your current abilities what would it be?

and shoot laser beams from my eyes

[yoyukine-blog]

Tbh I don't get why you didn't like the box. Isnt that Yato's most expensive house?

I thought I said

[yoyukine-blog]

This is nice

[spreadyatoism]

Finally, some appreciation.

[yoyukine-blog]

You know what.

[yoyukine-blog]

Do you appreciate coo phone?

I love @coophone.

If only he could transform into a smartphone…

[yoyukine-blog]

Do you like Hiyori's teaching style :3

[spreadyatoism]

That's the last time I'm letting you help me with my sunscreen 😑

Uh, was it really me ‘helping’ if you squirmed away from me every 2 seconds complaining about my hands? you only have yourself to blame

[yoyukine-blog]

First of all, you have unreasonably cold hands. And secondly, “get away from me” does not mean “yes, please chase me around the lake with those greasy cold lotion hands.”

[spreadyatoism]

well at least I somewhat prevented you from sunburn. Because if I hadn’t of done anything then you’d really be sorry

[yoyukine-blog]

I’d rather have sun damage thanks.

[yoyukine-blog]

@hafurikazuma

[yoyukine-blog]

Vacation is over. It was too short and too long.

[yoyukine-blog]

Gracefully slides off the table

[yoyukine-blog]

Cabin looked haunted as hell, but the view was nice.

[spreadyatoism]

That's the last time I'm letting you help me with my sunscreen 😑

Uh, was it really me ‘helping’ if you squirmed away from me every 2 seconds complaining about my hands? you only have yourself to blame

[yoyukine-blog]

First of all, you have unreasonably cold hands. And secondly, "get away from me" does not mean "yes, please chase me around the lake with those greasy cold lotion hands."