[prongsievans]

liam is the 'lalalalalala' and theo is the 'okokokokok' boyfriend.

liam is basically like;

"THEO LOOK"

"THEO LOOK"

"THEO LOOK"

"THEO LOOK"

meanwhile theo is like; "i'm driving, dunbar."

"LOOK ANYWAY."

liam is the boyfriend who sees a dog, and then another dog. and then a squirrel. and then a cloud shaped like a dog.

and theo gets seventeen texts in three minutes.

and theo's replies are like;

"👍"

"okay"

"cool"

"fine"

BUT THE THING IS

theo is secretly paying attention to EVERY SINGLE ONE

liam: remember that bakery i said i liked 3 months ago?

theo: the one on main street with the blueberry muffins, yeah.

liam: ...you remember that?

theo: yes, why?

liam: well, you left me on read when i texted you about there.

liam is 100% the boyfriend who sends:

> 47 messages

> 12 photos

> 3 voice notes

> 20 random tiktoks

all within the span of ten minutes.

theo responds;

> "👍"

and liam immediately;

"THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY???"

meanwhile theo has already watched the tiktok three times,

saved the photos,

listened to the voice notes twice.

and the funniest part is that everyone THINKS theo is the less attached one because he acts like it.

then liam disappears for six hours because he's with mason or something.

and suddenly theo is texting him like;

> "where are you?"

> "why aren't you answering?"

> "your phone exists for a reason, dunbar."

liam: awwww you missed me 🥺

theo: don't make this weird.

so, yes.

liam is: LALALALALALALALA 🌞✨🍬💓

and theo is: ok 👍

— while internally being the most emotionally attached person in a fifty mile radius 😭

the entire relationship is basically;

liam: I LOVE YOUUUUUUU

theo: noted.

also theo: *immediately starts planning the rest of his life around liam*

[gregoryabode]

Happy pride month to the most doomed closeted gay couple out there 🏳️‍🌈

[lyl0]

So real

[angelbrini]

wsh

[0shark-yaps]

Uncanny

[star-tambourine]

i wonder who did that…

[changemyatnametoastrobro]

.✦ ݁˖ Happy birthday Sam Dickinson .✦ ݁˖

[beyondearths]

[heyitsaxelhere]

one of the fruits of my search for mack’s-down-bad-“omg will ur sooo biiig🥺”-ism:

[meowriimo]

"i keep him loose" son or "i ope- he got- he opened up reaaaal quick" daughter

[castratecapuchin]

samisa au where almost nothing is different but misa just assumes they’re dating. sam is over all the time, he’s always driving misa around, and paying for lunch, and he’s just so attentive. misa is somehow always in on the joke even when he doesn’t understand it, that’s the beauty of being with sam. sam will come over and they’ll cuddle in bed, and misa isn’t an idiot, so they must be dating. he’s not exactly sure when it happened, but it seems like everyone else knows or has their suspicions with the jokes they make about them

they’re in sam’s kitchen, trying to put together some pregame sandwiches when misa asks, why dont you kiss me? he’s been thinking about it, the way sam makes sure to have every contact with his body but his mouth. it makes sam stop in his tracks, that’d probably be weird, mis. and misa is fully unconvinced. they’re dating, kissing your boyfriend should never be weird. if this is about sam trying to find some perfect moment for their first kiss then that’s sweet but unnecessary, okay well i want you to kiss me. maybe he just needs to make it very clear. and despite the way sam freezes for a moment, he complies, drops the bread and presses misa against the counter, licking into his mouth.

after that, sam feels like he’s fallen into some alternate universe. misa will look up at him from under his eyelashes and purse his lips a little so sam knows he has the go ahead to kiss him senseless. and it goes on for so long that sam doesn’t even need that anymore, misa is completely content to be kissed at any hour of the day, when they wake up tangled together, quickly when toff’s back is turned, in the car before practice, over dinner, softly when sam actually leaves for his own apartment. it’s driving him insane how normal misa is acting about it all. it’s weird to be kissing your friend so often, sam knows that much

and then there’s the hooking up which sam is completely unsure who even instigated. he didn’t think misa was a casual sex kind of guy, sam didn’t know he was casual gay sex guy himself. but it’s happening!

it only comes to a head at catan night when mack starts complaining that sam only ever brings drinks back from the kitchen for misa. sam is ready to make a big deal about mack wanting princess treatment or something but instead misa says, it’s a boyfriend perk. and sam whips his head around to stare at him, we’re not dating, mis. somehow it’s sam’s words that surprise everyone, we’re not, he insists. misa doesn’t get angry or sad, he gets confused, sam, we had sex last night, he tries to whisper like it’s proof of something and maybe it is. the whispering is a lost cause anyways bc everyone is completely focused on their conversation, board game abandoned. what the fuck do you think your doing, toff asks. which is a great question bc sam does not know.

they figure it out though, bc sam isn’t going to say no to misa and it sure as hell does clear up some things, shows where the lines are so sam isn’t just guessing at them anymore. but sam would like to put it on the record that misa would have known if sam had asked him out

[gummywilliam]

fangs

[evieesgoneinsane]

samisa (to me)

all texts/tweets from pinterest :)

[heyitsaxelhere]

i want ‘dickie’ being a little similar sounding to ‘daddy’ to irk misa’s existence. i mean like dickie fucking him so thoroughly that some wires get crossed in his brain and he slips and calls dickie daddy. like maybe he hadn’t even thought about it before, he’s pretty indifferent to it. but it only took that lil slip and they freeze and it’s all quiet all of a sudden and mis looks like he wants god to just fucking smite him and end his misery and he can’t look at sam anymore cause there’s no way he just fucking called his boyfriend daddy with no fucking warning holy shit he has no idea where that even came from—

but then dickie’s movement picks up again, he rolls his hips into mis with an even harder tempo than before, and he demands that mis says it again, sounding frantic and on the edge and please baby say it again i’m so close—

the word runs so freely from his lips after that. the intensity of sam’s tone and his gaze when he grabs mis’ face to make him look at him. sam drinks every utterance of that word straight from his mouth that night.

but just as easily as it had slipped then, i wanna believe that mis would stumble again and let it slip in front of the team lmao

[smittebrini]

the difference between samisa and willmack is just that the job of keeping their respective highly drafted canadian forward loose and happy enough to show his personality is more of an ongoing process for dickie, meanwhile will "i opened him up--he opened up reaaaaaaaal quick" smith hockey's job was done after rookie camp

[presentisteal]

i love that for willmack toff is always portrayed as the almost enthusiastically supportive father figure they go to when they need something, who helps them figure their shit out and realize that they’re way into each other, etc. and for samisa he’s the protective father figure who is very weary of one sam dickinson and his intentions with his son, misa

[star-tambourine]

i’m crazy btw