Tuesday's Child is Full of Grace

My epitaph: V English, Pastor's daughter, punched more than her fair share

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Sharon Zhang

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[kanaya]

What was Zeus’s stripper name?

[kanaya]

Greece Lightning.

[kanaya]

It has been over a year since I’ve made this post now, and I swear every single fucking day I get notifications out the ass with you shits reblogging it. Let it die.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[thefrizzkid-deactivated20220425]

I will fiercely defend my bodily autonomy.

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Greek mythology: aren’t the god great they only sexually harassed my wife and turned one of my children into a stag beetle this week

Norse mythology: dînghïr œne nüt got his name when he killed a lizard the size of every mountain in the world without Odin’s permission so Odin thought it would be funny to punish him by making him fart so hard one of his nuts flew off

[goth-aunt]

I’m

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[sonnywortzik]

Hugo Simberg, The Garden of Death, 1896.

[eunnieboo]

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

[vintagelibraries]

Bookmobile, County Library, Rural Service, 1920/30s.

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[books-n-quotes]

“You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not only miss the people you love but you’ll miss the person you are now at this time and this place, because you’ll never be this way ever again.”

— Azar Nafisi, Reading Lolita in Tehran

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I’m…

[venusruledgirl]

Wow ok… drag em

[nikadd]

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Billy Ray ain’t playing y'all.

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Wake Up

A series of small gods of Spring waking up from their Winter Sleep

[therottenharvest]

“Beep beep, bitch. You’re gay”

[carrionthird]

[*between laughter* “this fucking filter looks like a gay barcode scanner. beep beep bitch, you’re gay!”]

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Dog breeds are all just…. fan content that humans made of God’s ‘The Wolf’

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Chihuahuas are just…. Wolf Chibis

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Border Collies are Farm AU

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Huskies respect canon a lot but like… goofier

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Visual Shitpost

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Borzoi:

Anime Proportion

Anime style

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Curvy

Very Long Leggy

Alien Face

Very Skinny

Very Tol

Wild Hair

Tail Sometimes

[phantomrose96]

God: “Is that supposed to be a wolf?”

Human, holding a dachshund: “It’s just my style.”

[reconcicle]

there are five frogs staring at me right now

[adambloghart]

but only one can be america’s next top model

[vacuumchan]

morning coffee & brunch