[yswapy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

oooh... you touch my tralala... oooh... my [melancholy harp riff] plin plin plon

[metalmaidmary]

My no ulterior motive face

[jovialtorchlight-deactivated202]

this land

[ether--net]

[ycable]

only i know i'm me

[ycable]

sometimes someone dodges a light speed beam attack because they saw it in a schizo-precog dream or ESP happined, not because their reflexes are actually that honed, so cog that, Okay?

[ycable]

whenever my prescense is vanished or i take a brief leave of absence from the circumstances at hand, a lot of people are often wondering "where did you go" or "what were you doing", and well i gotta tell you, the answer is Always the same:

i was outside being bad with the grinch

[kulluto]

literally one of my favorite tweets ever

[importantcatpics]

[girl-debord]

no memory of this one

[389]

by Darío Alva

[stupidestasshole]

THE TRUTH: art is inherently manipulative and artists are wicked evildoers who like to power trip off of controlling other people's emotions

[ytendril]

I Wish Tonight Would Last Forever, An Infinite Era Of Darkness

[ytendril]

You're talking a lot in big words lately, that's Cool

Once You Start Big Posting It Is Really Hard To Stop

[ytendril]

"i don't think people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes"

(barges into shot in front of the camera)

i don't think anyone should be imprisoned, actually

[disksystem]