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the cincinnati zoo is in possession of a wild grinch

Oh HARD DISAGREE. Scooby makes sense as the King because he is the emotional glue that holds them all together but he would do anything to avoid a combat situation. Velma is the one who ultimately facilitates the defeat of their adversaries so in terms of mechanics she should be the queen piece no question. Shaggy should be the knight because he would never face an opponent head on but he often contributes through surprise attack, deception and other situational strategy. Fred would be the Rook because he’s straightforward and dependable; he sees a clear path and he charges forward! This leaves just the Bishop which is perfect because Daphne can only move diagonally.

jasper-rolls

while there are legitimate examples of hypocritical thinking in...probably every subculture imaginable i feel like at least 80% of the posts online that are like "people say they want X, but then they do contradictory behaviour Y" are describing two different people with opposing opinions

thejonymyster

here is my favorite variation of this point, because it inexplicably uses various goomba variants to make its point

shopcat

do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

beardedmrbean

brokebackpatroh

wake up, drink black tea until you feel good (this takes until like 3-5 pm sometimes), switch to decaf or herbal, sleep, repeat

have been vegan for 6 years but after half a year of cooking burgers/cheesesteaks etc i'm kind of curious to see what they taste like

associate degree speedrun complete. 1 year 4 months 6 days lets go

think i sprained my middle finger or something not even joking

guccigarantine

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

nothing tastes as good as torturing dissidents feels - the anorexic dictator

after today i've got a lot of new respect for people who work at diners, etc, places with eggs to order, that shit is hard

ecstasyofdissection-deactivated

as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

bardnuts

yeah but he lost the election :(

#no he didn't !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theaudientvoid

A while back, I remember seeing a post complaining about "lazy" recipes that that start with choppingvan onion. Anyway, I just saw a video of Gordon Ramsey showing the correct way to chop an onion, and so it turns out that I have been doing it wrong my entire life. The correct way is so much easier. Mind fucking blown.