Your New Year Resolutions.
Yes, I know. You don't do the whole Resolutions thing. It's so much pressure to put on yourself, and you've seen so many silly "I'll go to the gym more!" resolutions, boldly proclaimed on social media, fade to nothing by mid January. Why waste your time and energy on such nonsense?
And you know what? I agree. You shouldn't waste your time doing new year resolutions. That's why, generous as I am, I will do them for you.
So here we go!
My New Year Resolutions 🌟
In this new year I will:
- Stop worrying about if I'm rubbing too much. You can never rub and edge too much!
- Wear cute clothes that make other people see me as the porn I was born to be.
- Giggle more! Fuckdolls are happy dolls and spread joy!
- Be positive! Just say "yes, Sir / Madam / Mistress" and do whatever my superiors tell me to!
- Worry less! Is this being too slutty online? Should I edge the night away when I have work tomorrow? Should I post that? Should I flirt with that person? Yawn! I will worry less and just do all the fun slutty things I want! Or others want me to do...
- Edge more! More! More!
- Be dumber! Dumber is better! Dumber makes me wetter!
- Let go of shame! It never did me any good, so bye bye shame, I'll do whatever I want to get people off!
- Edge even more, dumber, hornier, easier to use, easier to corrupt, so easy, so fucking easy...
- BE A GOOD GIRL!
There you go. Now you can just declare your resolutions without the hassle of having to think.
After all, not thinking is your true goal for the year, isn't it?
I try to be like that.. truly









