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[alwaysbewoke]

[hollowboobtheory]

the thing abt diet culture is that there’s no way any junk food could possibly be more self destructive than viewing your own body as not only a separate entity from yourself but as an enemy to be conquered

[unclefather]

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

[joshpeck]

this website was a mistake

[imanes]

forever removing “agree to disagree” from my vocabulary now i end all my arguments with “live with what makes you comfortable but know that ultimately you’re not telling yourself the truth” and that’s on me being sick and tired <3 we’re burning bridges today

[angelddvil]

it’s about that time

[slimeboyesz]

he can dish it out but he cant take it…

[misanthropicmessiah]

[furcoat]

[capacity]

I hate looking at old selfies like I really thot I was cute and everyone let me believe it. Fake

[gustavowasright-deactivated2022]

dont cry because it happened, smile because its over

[gustavowasright-deactivated2022]

[orange]

[mouseleygraham]

can’t believe people don’t like pink... grow up

[princess-stabbity]

for ur daily twitter update: yale grad conservative thinkpiece man realizes he’s been using dog shampoo, claims it was an easy mistake to make. the shampoo:

[princess-stabbity]

[kiwilemonteanonsense]

Oh my god, this man was using dog shampoo, dish soap and probably laundry detergent as shampoo and he got into YALE.

[brunhiddensmusings]

its like how often the ice cream for dogs had been accidental been eaten by impressively unobservant people

purina being prominently on it didnt clue people in reliably enough, nor did the giant cartoon dog looking at, licking lips, and actively grabbing for it so they started putting ‘for dogs’ right on the front, top, side, bottom, and back then they had to start putting ‘treating your dog’ and ‘dog treats’ explicitly as well hoping you would bump into the text ‘dog’ at least once if even by accident then many grocers started putitng up a seperate freezer in the pet aisle to make sure you had to make a conscious effort to find this in the pet aisle and at that point if you still mistook it for normal ice cream for human consumption you are on your fucking own

and still clueless middle aged women still go ‘i tell you its the wildest thing i have to hunt down my favorite ice cream clear on the opposite side of the store then the rest of the ice cream, its like they hide it, and the only other stuff over there is raw ground meat and mealworms’

[audrey-hepbae]

Animal mascots have been on food packages forever. They’ve used a cartoon dog to sell human food cereal. But NEVER in the history of EVER has a shampoo brand for humans used a photo of a real dog.

[thinkingincolor]

[cashcutie]

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

[foolforyou-deactivated20240805]

[neyruto]

april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face 

[definitelyforsurenotbees]

that post got very sad very fast