ASL?

Celesté, 33, part-time magical girl and full-time librarian

[insecuregodcomplex]

[theonion]

Noting that the change in status was disconcerting and weird for everyone involved, family sources released a report Thursday confirming that it would never feel right seeing Dad in the backseat of the car. “It’s just wrong to look in the rearview mirror and see Dad sitting back there like a little kid,” read the report, which noted that while Dad was once a formidable presence capable of taking up physical and emotional space, he was actually looking pretty frail these days.

Full Story

[7dmom]

Oh my gosh you.would be so cute if you weren't a broken person but you are a broken person unlike me who has moved beyond every bad thing that happened to me even ough the world hates me

[willgrahamscock]

[janawijete]

[phantastische-illustrationen]

From Cinephantastique magazine, 1978 (Barclay Shaw)

[somacruz]

Best thing I ever saw

[somacruz]

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[unpeeled-human]

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

[unpeeled-human]

im gonna have to draw them fucking each other at this point

[resetmyfeelings]

[40ouncesandamule]

this post had everything I could hope for

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[tastylemonbread]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[beardedmrbean]

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[romanceyourdemons]

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

[lumsel]

#hashtag Believe Women#feminism

[intercal]

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

[soup-mother]

Under communism, Tuxedo Cats will be renamed to Elegant Gothic Lolita Dress Cats.

[aimchatroom]

Concept: it's the end of the world but all of the shoes have disappeared and all that's allowable are those foam flipflops from the nail salons. You aren't allowed to make your own shoes either

[byjove]

Peter Thiel fucking everyone over and then fucking off to Argentina. Truly so German.