Ailurophile

yking.

[enterheavenalive]

Aesthetic: the girl in hotline bling who is having the time of her life now that drake left the city

[tumbinn-deactivated20150728]

It is a mark of maturity when someone hurts you, and you try to understand them.

Such an underrated truth. (via pursuitofbeing)

[heavenandhellish-deactivated201]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[satanstrousers]

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

[ginnymcqueen-deactivated2017043]

And I’m over here doin’ it for free like a fucking asshole.

[heythisisbecky]

little kids are so creepy

example: i have a student who kisses me on the arm every day and whispers, “there, now you’ll live until tomorrow” and one day he didn’t kiss me and when he came to school the next morning he looked genuinely surprised to see me alive

[shikishima-ackerman-blog]

its that time of the year again

[sizvideos]

[shutupblanka]

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

[multi-coloredmountains]

And every man

[setbabiesonfire]

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

[b-ak3d]

The last one really hit me. I never really thought about something like that could actually impact a woman’s life. Damn…

[kxngtrvy-deactivated20150810]

My momma ain't rich, but she make shit happen.

[clearbroth]

white people been on top so long that when other people are made equal to them they think they’re being oppressed

[dieselunderwear]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[welele]

[hellzones]

i can’t feel my face // the weeknd

[cartoonpolitics]

“In a country born of racial genocide, the issue of race is still an open wound on the American soul. We haven’t dealt with it.“ .. (Michael Moore)

[booknerdswiftie]

That one dinosaur at the end of Jurassic World be like:

[vilepluff-deactivated20170912]

WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE

[haleigh-hoff]

Middle aged men are so freaked out about seeing lesbians in public because they’re used to seeing them at 3am on a computer

[larchcoin]