i love guinea pigs because so many fun facts about them sound like something that someone making up bs "facts" about guinea pigs would say.
if you need proof....they have 14 toes. they cant produce their own vitamin c. they can safely eat plain, brown cardboard in small amounts. they have more bones than people. half of these bones are in their legs. they have a genetic mutation that makes them beautiful shiny piggies yet they are also remarkably ill. they have actual alpha dynamics in the way people think wolves do. sometimes their eyes get a little extra fat and it looks like googly eyes--need i say more???

















