Oblivion Loading Screens

Photoshopped loading screens and screenshots from The Edler Scrolls IV: Oblivion. Account run by ChrisOfTheDead. Get the joke loading screens in Oblivion as a mod from Nexus mods.

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You will get banned from the Fighters Guild for knowing what a hypotenuse is.

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Despite the tactical advantage to blending in with common townsfolk, Dark Brotherhood assassins are only allowed to dress in street clothes, on the job, on Casual Fredas.

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Despite the tactical advantage to blending in with common townsfolk, Dark Brotherhood assassins are only allowed to dress in street clothes, on the job, on Casual Fredas.

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You will get banned from the Fighters Guild for knowing what a hypotenuse is.

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car details for the curious: the repair estimate for the car is currently approx $1200 (rear brakes, rear rotors, exhaust pipe, and catalyti

So one of my long-time joke co-writers and good friend was screwed out of being paid a salary to take care of their mom, has some bills that social security won't be enough to cover, and could use help if you have anything to spare. Sharing is appreciated too.

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Imperial Watch: "For the Emprah!" This image has been sitting on my hard drive since 2024/9/4 when Space Marine 2 came out. I was hesitant to post an unrelated crossover joke when I was unsure if I would like the game, after I made a Starfield joke and didn't like it. 1000 hours in SM2 later. :)

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There is a 2% chance that Emperor Uriel Septim will dropkick his assassin at the beginning of your adventure and become a follower to join you on your quests.

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Hit bad guys. Save often.

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47.6% of all blind Ancestor Moth Priests actually lost their sight from staring at Flame Atronach butts for too long.

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New Low-Poly Knights short animation! :D Shiirk is dying of hunger, but it sounds like his friends have enough food to motivate him to reach them in time. YouTube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDVbiKL7n4

Full Low-Poly Knights YouTube playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxbvyXGq1ZB25a7RkB1NASBEaZJ61e1Zp

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The Fredas Vibes will not be tarnished under any circumstances.

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A drunk Emperor Uriel Septim VII once banned breathing in the Imperial City for two minutes. Six people died. Every Argonian in the city dove into the waterways in the market district.

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Some necromancer robes are made out of actual necromancers.

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5G Wifi Signal lost.

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47.6% of all blind Ancestor Moth Priests actually lost their sight from staring at Flame Atronach butts for too long.

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Your Respect is being drained

Subtitles: "The Dragon Throne is empty, and we hold the Amulet of Kings. Great shall be your reward for subscribing to my courses on how to get rich."

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Hit bad guys. Save often.