Oblivion Loading Screens

Photoshopped loading screens and screenshots from The Edler Scrolls IV: Oblivion. Account run by ChrisOfTheDead. Get the joke loading screens in Oblivion as a mod from Nexus mods.

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Thoronir: "I offer the finest prices and lowest goods in all of Cyrodiil."

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Bretons gain bonus damage to Daedra if they’ve remembered their email password on the first try within the past six hours.

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You can fill soul gems with Alfredo sauce, but it will get you kicked out of the Mages Guild.

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Thoronir: "I offer the finest prices and lowest goods in all of Cyrodiil."

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Martin Septim: "The average dev who was let go was not part of the "14 layers of management", but the backbone of the studio, doing the core work on games we all love. Microsoft's C-suite are the ones who's decisions lead the company to ruin, and throw the crew overboard to make the ship lighter, instead of cutting their own bloated salaries, when they are already so rich as to not need money ever again." Leave your comments to Microsoft about the layoffs in the feedback portal: https://feedbackportal.microsoft.com/feedback/idea/69b8ec0b-7479-f111-9b47-6045bdbd0989

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Martin Septim: "The average dev who was let go was not part of the "14 layers of management", but the backbone of the studio, doing the core work on games we all love. Microsoft's C-suite are the ones who's decisions lead the company to ruin, and throw the crew overboard to make the ship lighter, instead of cutting their own bloated salaries, when they are already so rich as to not need money ever again." Leave your comments to Microsoft about the layoffs in the feedback portal: https://feedbackportal.microsoft.com/feedback/idea/69b8ec0b-7479-f111-9b47-6045bdbd0989

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OneBGS - Bethesda Game Studios Union (@bethesdaunion.bsky.social)

We are OneBGS! Uniting Bethesda game fans & creators! 🎮🛠️ Advocating for better working conditions, fair wages, and a more inclusive gaming

Coverage and updates being shared by the Official Zenimax Online Studios / Bethesda Games Studios Union account. Protests are happening today against Microsoft's rampant greed and layoffs.

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Bretons gain bonus damage to Daedra if they’ve remembered their email password on the first try within the past six hours.

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"They want us to accept this as a done deal and quietly disappear" – Bethesda union members organise protest in response to Xbox layoffs

440 OneBGS devs were affected by cuts at Bethesda Game Studios, Id Software, and ZeniMax Online Studios

In solidarity with the ONE BGS (union for Bethesda and Zenimax) protests on Wednesday the 15th, I will not be posting my usual Wednesday loading screen. The Wednesday post will instead be Tuesday, and I will dedicate any reposts or messaging on BlueSky, that day, to their noble cause.

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You can fill soul gems with Alfredo sauce, but it will get you kicked out of the Mages Guild.

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"They want us to accept this as a done deal and quietly disappear" – Bethesda union members organise protest in response to Xbox layoffs

440 OneBGS devs were affected by cuts at Bethesda Game Studios, Id Software, and ZeniMax Online Studios

In solidarity with the ONE BGS (union for Bethesda and Zenimax) protests on Wednesday the 15th, I will not be posting my usual Wednesday loading screen. The Wednesday post will instead be Tuesday, and I will dedicate any reposts or messaging on BlueSky, that day, to their noble cause.

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You have contracted Splinters

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The Fragile Illusion of Alpha Masculinity has been lost.

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New Low-Poly Knights short animation! :D Shiirk is dying of hunger, but it sounds like his friends have enough food to motivate him to reach them in time. YouTube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDVbiKL7n4

Full Low-Poly Knights YouTube playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxbvyXGq1ZB25a7RkB1NASBEaZJ61e1Zp

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There is a 5% chance that any mudcrab will be a reincarnated Dagoth Ur that will speak in his voice.

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When you are sent to jail, you can hide a single lockpick up your nostril, but it is pretty obvious to the guards.

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You have contracted Splinters