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SuperBat songs

Playlist here: Bruce is Babygirl

(sorted A-Z by artist)

If any fan artists / fic writers feel inspired by these songs please link me to your work!

If anyone has other song suggestions or interpretations, please comment! :)

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Holding Out for a Hero - Adam Lambert

Monsters - All Time Low

Heaven is a Place - Amber Run

I Found - Amber Run

Sunflower - Amber Run

LUNCH - Billie Eilish

Titanium (cover) - Brae Cruz

Heart of Glass - Brandon Hixson

If Our Love Is Wrong - Calum Scott

Talk talk - Charlie xcx

Why Do You Love Me - Charlotte Lawrence

Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You Baby - Cigarettes After Sex

Heather - Conan Gray

Scatterbrain - Emei

flowers & sex - EMELINE and smle

. - girl in red

Did You Come? - girl in red

I’ll Call You Mine - girl in red

midnight love - girl in red

Rue - girl in red

You Stupid Bitch - girl in red

How I Learned To Love The Bomb - Glass Animals

Hearts A Mess - Gotye

Better With You - Harrison Storm

You and I - Harrison Storm

Like Real People Do - Hozier

Movement - Hozier

Too Sweet - Hozier

I’m The Sinner - Jared Benjamin

Three Steps Ahead - Jared Benjamin

Saccharine - Jazmin Bean

Stay - Jonah Baker

Blood in the Cut - K. Flay

Kiss the Boy - Keiynan Lonsdale

Tides - Lissom, Julien Marchal and Lowswimmer

You’re The One That I Want - Lo-Fang

The Night We Met - Lord Huron

Killshot - Magdalena Bay

E.T. (Cover) - Marcos Veiga

Belong Together - Mark Ambor

Bruises and Stains - Mark Ambor

Closer To Me - Mark Ambor

Curls In The Wind - Mark Ambor

Good To Be - Mark Ambor

One More Night - Maroon 5

Umbrella (Cover) - Matt Luis

As The World Caves In - Matt Maltese

Kiss Me - Matt Maltese

Sorry! - Mega Mango

S&M Cover - Mi Nemesis

Chill Pill - Mickey Darling

Francis Forever - Mitski

I’m Your Man - Mitski

I Bet on Losing Dogs - Mitski

Once More To See You - Mitski

Should’ve Been Me - Mitski

Washing Machine Heart - Mitski

Your Best American Girl - Mitski

Ghosting - Mother Mother

xx - morgxn

Haunted House - Neoni

Hate Me - Nico Collins

Walls Could Talk - Nico Collins, Halsey

Anyway - Noah Kahan

Stick Season - Noah Kahan

Holding Out for a Hero - Nothing But Thieves

You Know Me Too Well - Nothing But Thieves

Desire - Olly Alexander

Dizzy - Olly Alexander

Eyes Shut - Olly Alexander

Hallucination - Olly Alexander

Memo - Olly Alexander

Meteorite - Olly Alexander

Play - Olly Alexander

Real - Olly Alexander

Sweet Talker - Olly Alexander

Take Shelter - Olly Alexander

Ties - Olly Alexander

Genie in a Bottle - Oshri

Too Much - Oshri

WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! - Our Last Night

Drop The Guillotine - Peach Pit

Shampoo Bottles - Peach Pit

All The Things She Said / E.T. Mashup - Poker Man

Turtles All The Way Down - Sammy Copley

Secret Smile - Semisonic

It’ll Be Okay - Shawn Mendez

Mercy - Shawn Mendez

Stitches - Shawn Mendez

Crime - (Grey and) Skott

Edge of the Earth - Skott

Glitter and Gloss - Skott

It’s Not Too Late - Skott

Mermaid - Skott

Sunshine - Skott

Angel City - Spencer Day

I Don’t Know How to Love Him - Spencer Day

I Got a Mind to Tell You - Spencer Day

I’d Be Surprisingly Good For You - Spencer Day

If I Loved You - Spencer Day

LOVEFOOL - Spencer Day

Never My Love - Spencer Day

The Mystery Of You - Spencer Day

Jenny - Studio Killers

Hello (Cover) - Taps

Lose Control - Teddy Swims

Again & Again - The Bird And The Bee

Crave - Tove Lo

I Do Like You - Trixie Mattel

I’ll Wear Your Ring - Trixie Mattel

Bloom - Troye Sivan

Easy - Troye Sivan

FOOLS - Troye Sivan

Got Me Started - Troye Sivan

My My My! - Troye Sivan

One Of Your Girls - Troye Sivan

Strawberries & Cigarettes - Troye Sivan

There For You - Troye Sivan

You - Troye Sivan

Hate Yourself - TV Girl

One Way Or Another - Until The Ribbon Breaks

STOP! - UPSAHL

Wish You’d Make Me Cry - UPSAHL

after(h)ours - VOILÀ

Drinking with Cupid - VOILÀ

Fall Up - VOILÀ

Therapy - VOILÀ

seasons - wave to earth

Off the Record - Will Jay

[adilia-the-kouhai]

Worlds best buddies

[guabiju]

Tumblr sexy man of the year if you people weren't cowards

[bat-raccoonz]

Fun fact, Alfred calling Bruce 'master Bruce' isn't normal as Bruce is in fact the employer. 'Master [first name]' is mostly used for children (if I'm correct).

It should be 'master Wayne'.

Now, 3 ways you can go about this:

Alfred is basicly calling Bruce a manchild.

Just Alfred having to take care of this giant of a man and making sure Bruce knows it.

"Master Bruce, get off that computer and eat something for the love of all that's holy."

Alfred is making sure Bruce know that he'll always be Alfred's son/child/ward

That's his employer.. yes.. what's your point? That is also the kid he had to help with nightmares about scattered pearls.

"I'm proud of what you've achieved today, master Bruce."

Alfred cannot call Bruce what he used to call Thomas.

The first time Alfred called Bruce 'master Wayne' Bruce nearly cried. Scratch that, he did cry. That was his father's tittle, not his.

"Master Way—Bruce, shall I inform you of your schedual?"

[oboy049]

In my mind is the second one bc that’s his baby

[elierlick]

You shouldn’t have to be trans to get any sex characteristic-related surgery. It’s not a limited resource. Plenty of cis men get implants and cis women get breast reductions. From Colby Gordon today and Leslie Feinberg in Transgender Warriors (1996).

[wayne-kententhusiast]

Oooh Bruce 😆😉🤭

[superman-creampieing-batman]

People, people. Batman doesn't have a "big dick energy" ok. He has a "PHAT CUNT ENERGY" stop mischaracterizing him SO MUCH. He is Clark's big fat pussy wife, just accept the truth atp.

[appei]

fortnite bruce wayne . . .

[spaceshiprocket]

Batman by Bruno Redondo

[superman-creampieing-batman]

Superbat and their sleep/after sex routine is that they wear and share only one pj set. Clark wears the pants and is bare-chested & Bruce wears the oversized top with nothing underneath.

It gives Clark the excuse to grope his wife as much as he wants in his sleep and Bruce can get his daily dose of heat and warmth from his husband and sleep peacefully like a sated kitty.

[nigaki]

This is a normal universe with superheroes. And what if Superman was urgently called to help on another planet, and while he was away, Bruce went into heat (they couldn't predict it, since it's irregular, due to Bruce taking suppressants)? What would happen? How would Clark apologize after his return?

He wouldn't have to apologize, it wasn't his fault he wasn't there, but he would do it anyway, because he's a simp like that.

After an hour or so of that, Bruce finally tells him to get up from his knees, and if he's so desperate to make it up to Bruce, he can take care of him now.

Bruce will never say no to Clark making love to him.

[nigaki]

Dark Superman idea: Clark toxically devoted to Bruce.

Clark keeps Bruce locked away in the fortress. Surrounded by luxury furniture and priceless treasures, some halls have been remodeled to Bruce’s tastes, others have not.

Bruce is content there, with everything he could have possibly wanted. He can remember his Batman days, vaguely, but not enough to miss them.

Even more so, Bruce has become a dependent little thing. Clark worships him. Not letting him do anything, from feeding him to kissing the tips of Bruce’s feet after dressing him.

Bruce doesn’t recognize anything wrong with this. I’m imagining there was some sort of manipulation on Clark’s side. Perhaps some dumbification of mind break that’s made Bruce so pliant and dependent. Just a pretty little thing made for Clark.

Everyone still see’s the hope-inspiring Superman and lovable reporter Clark Kent in the outside. Unknowing of the obsession he keeps all to himself.

Bruce has completely taken over Clark’s mind — Kal’s mind. To the point where he’s disinterested in helping others. Sure, he’ll put up the facade of being friendly and helping others, but in his mind he can’t help but think of how these commoners are wasting the time he could be spending with his love.

Bruce spends his days just laying down and looking pretty. When Clark is not there, his robots hand feed him, never allowing him to move a finger to feed himself.

He's Clark's beautiful princess and he shouldn't have to do anything, just enjoy being pampered.

[nigaki]

Bruce who's actually a full blown out and proud slut. Clark loves fucking him but Bruce refuses to commit to a relationship.

Clark snaps and kidnaps Bruce, keeping him locked up in the fortress and fucking him, only him, however it pleases him.

He tried to be normal about ot and accept he's just one of many Bruce takes to bed, but he couldn't stand it.

He could smell other men on Bruce. Taste them on his pussy when he eats him out.

One time, Bruce comes to him with other man's cum still inside him. That's what finally makes Clark snap. Bruce is his and his alone, whether Bruce likes it or not.

So he kidnaps him and locks him up, letting his robots fuck Bruce when he's away so Bruce never has a break or time to think about escaping.

[nigaki]

Will we ever get a point in time where Bruce is ignoring Clark and Clark sits very impatiently monitoring his heart rate for any sign of forgiveness?

That would make a very cute drabble!

Poor Clark agitated and stressed because Bruce isn't speaking to him and be doesn't know why. He already tried apologizing but Bruce kept ignoring him, so he stopped, waiting for the moment Bruce forgives him.

Unfortunately for him, Bruce has a good control of his heartbeat, so he drags out Clark's suffering even when he isn't mad at him anymore.

Until he can't hold it any longer and his heart skips a beat because of the amusement, and Clark practically tackles him with relief.

He's been forgiven.

[kirakkkchs]

Im still thinking about summer superbat with beach bod batman..

[tomoless]

Bruce visits the farm to do a whole lot of nothing

[nigaki]

Bruce’s room is 100% big enough to fit a clutch, so I can imagine that whenever Clark is sent off to the couch for the night (usually for teasing Bruce a little too much) he’s just at the other side of the bedroom watching Bruce.

Most of the time Bruce ends up getting up during the night to join Clark on the couch anyways

Bruce just can't handle Clark looking at him from the couch like a kicked puppy. It wakes him up whenever he manages to fall asleep.